conrad

geezer online

[conrad @hellyeahplayer]

Well behaved short men seldom make history

[Ray Padgett @rayfp]

Well which is it?

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

“I contemplate Augustus Gloop, the moment in the chocolate river… the idea of allowing your own chocolatification”

[conrad @hellyeahplayer]

You don’t hear about vore anymore what’s up with that

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[Sean @panoptisean]

One battle after another makes having a kid look cool. You just get drunk and high all the time

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

chopped and cooked and mid and busted, the unc from Ipanema goes walking

[NBA Youngbob Official @bust_bob]

No Country for Chopped Unc

[protist @iamaprotist]

British Hailey Welch be like Hawk Tuer spit on that ting

[Christin @hexprax]

A bald husband does add an air of intrigue to a woman

[will @twothickscoops]

nyt recipe comment

[Shawn Garrett @ShawnGarrett]

Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier… the last of Barrett’s privateers

[conrad @hellyeahplayer]

Toby Keith’s I Love this cock and balls

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Plumber man is here to fix the grease trap and I said “give it to me straight doc is she ever gonna walk again” and he said I’m working dude

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

I love twin peaks but I do experience a special kind of joy whenever a twin peaks fan gets really really mad at the insinuation that riverdale is its spiritual successor. first of all a real twin peaks head would know that that’s 100% true

[Deluision Angel @KurtCovonnegut]

Gotta be this one

[Joog @WhiteRaceSavior]

Ok pack it up nothing that'll be said today will be funnier than this we'll try again tomorrow

[conrad @hellyeahplayer]

remeber the Harlem shake? So fucked up that woke took that away from us