brandonbeck_2026_mix_use_this_one_final_final

Absolutely the CEO of Riot Games.

[brandonbeck_2026_mix_use_this_one_final_final @hellyesbrandon]

THE FIRST TIME I TASTED SOMEBODY ELSE’S SPIT I HAD A COUGHING FIT

[jes @peestains]

guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy

girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay

[Doak @doaknet]

The Great American Novel is Achewood

[𝔅𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 @okoro54278]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

all the Bond films are good because they have my good friend James Bond in them and I get to hang out with him

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

do you watch neon genesis evangelion? @HunterBiden

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

The rare Gonzo Il Grande mask found on the Italy Pavilion stop on the Muppets Most Wanted scavanger hunt in EPCOT (last seen in 2014!) has been spotted in the queue for Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets!

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

"what strain of weed will make me feel like i grew up with a psychologically stable mother"

[brandonbeck_2026_mix_use_this_one_final_final @hellyesbrandon]

@MuppetGuests This might be my single favorite one of these. Such an incredible deep cut character. 👏

🌵🪈🚫🔥

[Fake Muppet Show Guests @MuppetGuests]

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Cactus Chef Playing We Didn't Start the Fire on the Flute!

[Al⭐️ @thealstars]

HE CANT HEAR YOUU #ntbts

[brandonbeck_2026_mix_use_this_one_final_final @hellyesbrandon]

Me baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😎😎😎

[໊ @buffys]

starts with B and we all love it

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

happy phoebe bridgers at MSG day to those who celebrate

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

[nick usen @nickusen]

werner herzog & david lynch have both astral projected at some point. nolan has tried really hard a few times but hasn’t been successful. paul thomas anderson says he did once, but it was just an edible. james cameron is building a machine to do it that’ll either work or kill him

[brandonbeck_2026_mix_use_this_one_final_final @hellyesbrandon]

@alamodrafthouse Not a chance if I still have to order with my phone :(

[Bee @beescorez]

This is unfortunately also how government works.

[olive 🩵 @ct_girlie]

this is orson krennic erasure i will not stand for