John Helmantoler

Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need.

[John Helmantoler @helmantoler]

This one is going to be worth tuning in for... https://t.co/7GAKpTiMnc

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Fortune highlights how Salesforce is reimagining the earnings call for a social-first world. By turning its quarterly update into a dynamic vodcast with customers, CEO Marc Benioff shows how business updates can be transparent, accessible, and engaging. https://t.co/OeXQL9LWFi

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@okiepatriot_76 Thanks for posting this. I’ve really been mourning David Allen CEO this whole week. Seems a fitting tribute…

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I had the opportunity to sit in on one of these exercises - so compelling (in a terrifying way). Truly a call to action - highly recommend…

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It’s not a matter of if, but when a critical attack will strike your cloud environment. Step into an immersive cyberattack simulation on a fictional company, where every decision you make in real-time has profound consequences. This is Zero Hour 👉 https://t.co/rI5pg5rzy8

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Still true as ever…

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Lest we forget…

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@SamJones_2026 @CoachBelfiori @ButlerUFootball @coachklynch @CoachDougHix @CoachMackey25 @Kahlil_Mckenzie @LCAFriscoFB @TXPrivateFBGuy @TXPSMedia @FriscoFB Congrats Sam!!!

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““But if he struck him down with an iron object, so that he died, he is a murderer. The murderer shall be put to death.”
Numbers 35:16 ESV
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@TexasChance Even the birds are Tesla Terrorizing Elon Musk!!!

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@NotKennyRogers I’ve stopped taking my shoes off on planes because of this list, perhaps we can all do slightly better…

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@TexasChance I am happy too, but you really think it’s sincere? I’m getting “I for one welcome our new overlords” vibes… it’s the art of copying Elon well..

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@DC_Draino “Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go.””
Joshua 1:9 ESV
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@TexasChance Dear Father,

Grant Chance a hedge of protection against those with less respect for personal space, for the transgressions of those who hunger and thirst for free samples, and for patience to persevere the length of lines occupied by those without the proper method of payment…

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@TexasChance Sadie agrees!!!

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@Chadworth_ It is great, perfect location to walk to everything in Ft. Worth and the food was amazing. Bring your pooch, it is pet friendly!!!

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Merry Christmas from Cow Town!!!

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@TexasChance For the dub step section be sure to have the kid screaming “YES…OH MY G…” each time they take one down and pass it around… Skrillex-style

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@TexasChance Thanks - indeed, the struggle made completing the 4 mile long march and performance in Herald Square that much more memorable. My wife and I can’t get the songs out of our head either (though it took my daughter telling me the lyrics are somewhat demonic in nature - zoinks!)

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@TexasChance Thanks Chance. My daughter was one of the “rando cheerleaders” - froze our arses off in the rain…

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@TexasChance Yeah, my mind was blown on that fact as well. When we moved here to Frisco from Virginia a neighbor of mine went to high school with him. About the only beachfront he would have known was in Little Elm overlooking Lake Lewisville… no harpoons flowing there (daily or nightly)

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@TexasChance When you look at the persona of cruising up and down A1A Beachfront Avenue and realize he grew up right here in landlocked ol’ Coppell, TX… the throne of lies grows more profound