Grumps

Making moms and dads look bad since 2014 #sahd #trophyhusbandmaterial

[Grumps @helmns]

New Years resolution:

Not get my wife pregnant.

[El Universal @El_Universal_Mx]

⚠ Advertencia de imágenes ⚠ Varios usuarios de una unidad de transporte público que circulaba sobre la carretera federal Texcoco-Lechería, golpearon a un hombre que pretendía despojarlos de sus pertenencias https://t.co/5wLUon4UUj

[Grumps @helmns]

Begin the change from within, once you’re able to love yourself, love those around you. Then maybe you can try to change other people #leadbyexample

[Bloomberg Markets @markets]

Starbucks expects the pandemic to reduce sales this quarter by as much as $3.2 billion https://t.co/wCUGANqJCF

[Grumps @helmns]

@kayhaby 100%

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Martes con M de Me quiero dormir un ratito más 🥺

[Grumps @helmns]

@Mariannaavila13 You better start thinking about how bad you want to go to the gym

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Valentine’s Day… YUCK.

[Grumps @helmns]

@lorenaa95rich Worst Über ever 🤣

[RelatableGirlyGirlStuff @relatablegirlyx]

Might go to jail so i can focus on the gym properly

[Grumps @helmns]

I’ve got 99 problems but a ... wait... no nvmd I have 100 #sd #sahd

[LoMoney$ @lorenaa95rich]

Y r men carrying babies so much more attractive

[Grumps @helmns]

@lorenaa95rich You making it to midnight?

[Grumps @helmns]

Having kids is humbling if you’re a clean freak #sahd

[Grumps @helmns]

“If you want to go fast, go alone.
If you want to go far, go together.”

[Grumps @helmns]

Would you rather wake up whenever and do whatever you want whenever or never sleep again and not do whatever you want whenever until your kids move out? #sahd

[Grumps @helmns]

How much are the @MiamiDolphins paying people to go sit in the stands?

[Grumps @helmns]

@BernieSanders I like you bro but the country needs someone who’s mentally and physically healthy

[Grumps @helmns]

I just ate a cereal bowl of pico de gallo #sahd

[Grumps @helmns]

El cártel demostrándole al mundo quien está en control de México @lopezobrador_

[Grumps @helmns]

Professional baseball players
Rappers
@MrT
Miamians

Who are people that can pull off wearing gold chains?