haldir

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

haldir of Lothlórien

mv & ms. mdni

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

He’s trying not to laugh, he thinks this is amusing.

“No.”

[𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐄 ! @TheRingToRule]

“I don’t know, are YOU done?” 😃

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

Haldir stares, seemingly unamused as he rests his hands upon his hips.

“Are you done?”

[𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐄 ! @TheRingToRule]

“WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW” 😀

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

“We are. Most of the time. But some people don’t deserve it.”

[𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐄 ! @TheRingToRule]

“That’s not very polite. I thought elves were polite.”

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

() I FUCKING LOVE AURIE

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

SHUT UP

[𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐄 ! @TheRingToRule]

BOOOOOOO 👎

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

A horn rings out.

It announces the arrival of reinforcements.

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

“I’m not scared of him, he’s shorter than you are.”

[♕ @MIRKWOODSON_]

" not so short now .

im telling my husband . "

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

OW???

[♕ @MIRKWOODSON_]

punches him in the crotch .

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

Haha you’re short

[♕ @MIRKWOODSON_]

stands in 6'0" .

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

You are fucking ridiculous

[𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵. @INTREPIDUSUNUS]

😗
Tew bad.

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

Taking a couple inches so I’m taller.

[𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵. @INTREPIDUSUNUS]

??!?

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

“I am not grumpy-“

Slight squinting.

[𓆩 ᵀᴴᴱ ╱ 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐅 ​𓆪 ˎˊ˗ @DEVORARISMS]

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Good morning , grumpy Elf .

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[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

Going for the knees.

[𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵. @INTREPIDUSUNUS]

Stands in 7’0.

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

Blinking.

“Good morning-“

[𓆩 ᵀᴴᴱ ╱ 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐅 ​𓆪 ˎˊ˗ @DEVORARISMS]

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𝐠 𝐨 𝐨 𝐝 𝐦 𝐨 𝐫 𝐧 𝐢 𝐧 𝐠 ,
my 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 pets .

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[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

You like blood do you?

(Blinking slowly, still on the ground.)

[𓆩 ᵀᴴᴱ ╱ 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐅 ​𓆪 ˎˊ˗ @DEVORARISMS]

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you had me at 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 -
lost me at death .

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[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

Blood! Blood! Blood

And

Death

(Face plants)

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

() fuck this, I’m gonna be on my sassy little man @halfmansong

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

You’re just being mean because we’re pretty

[𓆩 ᵀᴴᴱ ╱ 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐅 ​𓆪 ˎˊ˗ @DEVORARISMS]

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let me clarify—

Ahem ..

𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞-𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬
[ 𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 ]

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[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

() I am still waiting patiently for haldir to get a boyfriend

[haldir @helmsdeepdeath]

(Quiet snorting, before he placed a hand over his heart and bows his head slightly.)

Haldir. Pleasure to meet you, Astarion.

[𓆩 ᵀᴴᴱ ╱ 𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐅 ​𓆪 ˎˊ˗ @DEVORARISMS]

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I may be small— but my
attitude is large ; 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘯 ,
is my name .. you
Giraffe ..

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