My perfect European Saturday:
> Wake up alone at 9:31am
> Wife slept at her boyfriend
> Eat one slice of bread with butter for breakfast
> Scroll X, leave angry comment under Elon Musk post
> Take public transport to the farmers market
> Change trams because a Somali teenager broke a window
> Buy tomatoes for €12
> Call wife, voicemail
> Walk home
> Make pasta with can tuna. A Mediterranean diet
> Pay the €90 dog tax online (I don't own a dog)
> Watch a Dutch documentary about global warming
> Asleep by 9:45pm. Window open because AC is illegal
I love my life
when I was a kid I used to think hung up by Madonna was the best song ever made. then I grew up and matured and realised that hung up by Madonna is absolutely the best song ever made.