Breeana Miller

you can find me crying on the floor of the local jimmy johns bathroom

[Rihanna @rihanna]

It's our #ANTiversary !!!! 🎈🎉

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

I'm obsessed with oyster parties!!

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

Whenever you're only used to seeing one cat, all other cats look wrong.

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

I feel like SpongeBob when he clears his mind of everything but fine dining and breathing but with tile knowledge.

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

All white guys look like Matt Damon.

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

Courtney just started sobbing at the sight of the Baskin Robbins ice cream pizza on TV.

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

Ariana Grande but she so little.

[sips @Sips_]

me to my son: "hey what do you want to do tomorrow?"
my son: "slap each other in the face a bit?"

i mean the guy is 4

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

I can feel myself becoming more bitter and irritable with each passing day. #iamanoldwoman

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

Dick heads with their nasty ass sweaty dirty money

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

Laying in bed crying while eating a sandwich. It's just so good.

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

Trying to sell some tiles while covered in Cane's sauce.

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

I love seeing people walking around playing Pokemon Go.

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

I spend my lunch break walking around and farting for an hour.

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

I live, breathe, and sleep tiles.

[Equal Vision Records @equalvision]

To celebrate the 3 year anniversary of @Eisley's album Currents, we're giving away a vinyl LP! Follow and RT to win!

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

It is very calming for someone to fart in the stall next to you.

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Worth It by Fifth Harmony just brought Courtney back to life.

[Breeana Miller @heloiambrbr]

Using a cigar as a chaser for this bottle of tequila