Helo Kiteh

helo weilcum too mae twitur pag, joen me an u wil b spaird wehn i rul teh world - Not affiliated with Sanrio

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

@gkaisasecretary if deez kids wernt so slo we mite be dun by nao

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

@gkaisasecretary 8:20

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

hooevur inventid air wus a genius

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

fun fakt: shooteeng peepole in teh foot iz knot a good weigh to maek frendz

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

Cop: license and registration.

Me: heer.

Cop: when is your birthday?

Me: evury yeer

Cop: ...well played kiteh ...well played.

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

anti hatur mechanism:
breeth if u humbl subjekt of helo kiteh
(haturs die off)

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

Kiteh <3 sluths. Tey felo schemurs, tugethur we ar unstopibul. (Evul Laffs)

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

if u dont chanje meh litter i wil shat on ur head

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

suspensfull storie:

boy: can i hav an cookee

mom: ill think abowt it

rt if u felt teh suspense

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

Dramatik storee:

Ken: doo u luv me

Barbie: no

Ken: fak

rt if u wer on teh edje of ur seet

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

tel me dogies, does tis rag smel lik chloroform to ur "supiriur" noses?

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

wen u en doubt, mumble

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

gad must luv stuped pepole, he maed so many...
#gad

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

megh mom kiteh nevur saw teh iurny of caling me a sun of a bech

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

fun fakt: ATMs hav fre muney, al u ned is a slegehamer.

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

dogs krap, kitehs excrimate. Get it rite.

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

teh kiteh revalootun haz startd #governmentshutdown

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

tel 1 frend about kiteh tuday, you wil help yur cause.

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

duck tape shood bee renamed too kiteh tape cuz kitehs r cooler den ducks

[Helo Kiteh @helokiteh]

peepole eet pigs...bakeon...peepole eet cows...bergers...peepole eet dogz...hot dogz...nobodee eatz cats cuz wee r to cool