TG: Goddammit, Kanaya. I am SO FUCKING PISSED.
TG: I don't want weighty, ever-jiggling goonbubbles permanently stuck to my backside.
GA: The Angrier You Get The Bigger You Get
TG: Fine. Come fuck my thick wobbling sloshcakes.
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Vrissy: I mean... I guess 8eing a huge hunk of wo88ling flesh only knowing my own pleasure doesn't sound that 8ad. Vriska: Good, cause thats where you're gonna end up. Like it or not, you were 8orn to jiggle, Vrissy. And jiggle you will.
Vriska: What's wrong with you? You've got the Serket mammaries, 8ut where's the Serket zeal? When I was your age, my tits were half as 8ig, and I lamented not spending every second of every day constantly jiggling in a pool of my own cum. You kids take everything for granted.
Rose: How much longer must I shake this thing before you turn me back?
Kanaya: Just A Little Longer Dear
(It’s permanent. She is literally stuck with huge globes of flesh permanently anchored to her backside.)
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TG: what teh actual fuck my ass was not this big five minutes ago
TG: holy shit its still growing
TG: fuckfjuckfuck
TG: theres no way im gonna be able to be a functioging member of society with this..
TG: wobble-plapper
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