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I am just a lowly buzzard friend

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@amy_mansfield22 as a wise man once told me, "yes"

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God I wish that were me

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@ktsandefur YOU FOOK

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What is better

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@LIFE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE LEMONS

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@The_SassyLlama r u sure r u sure u don’t have, say, a buzzard muse

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Me in October vs. Me during every other month

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That small high u get when u plug ur phone in at 1% rt if u agree

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Why did no one tell me that fuchsia is spelled like that I had to google it five times to be certain

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@SuzyPatricia2 The emotion invoked by the color fuchsia

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Life is too short to say mean things and drink mediocre sparkling water #carpdiadem

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@mcacabado The student has become the master

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@Liamosity18 Is there anything better, I ask you

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What is better, I ask you, than a small, smooth pebble

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@SuzyPatricia2 Indeed. La Croix

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@SuzyPatricia2 I speak only of a glass of plain milk, which is the draught of Satan

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@SuzyPatricia2 Loving well, being kind, and avoiding milk at all costs

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People: full of sin
Me: full of cheerios
#checkmatehumans

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@Liamosity18 @GotMilk I will fight all milk drinkers don't test me