mark allison

I am a person who is wearing a panda costume, and that panda costume is wearing a costume of me.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@Uber Hello I've been trying to sign up with Uber eats for 2 weeks now, and I can't do anything on the app. The only thing it allows me to do is contact support, but when I contact support through the app they send me a message in the app that I can not get to. IDK what to do.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@jeremiahstandup can't wait for you to show the world how to properly host #killtony. No way @TonyHinchcliffe wins this. Tony lacks the competitive spirit when compared with the #killtonymvp. All Jeremiah needs to do is build a small lead and Tony's spirit will be broken.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@bertkreischer You should start a YouTube or whatever series that documents these challenges. It could be called "Bert conquers life." Not that you would use this but I don't need or want credit.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

Can @peteholmes and @edhelms just be best friends? I really enjoyed hearing how similar you two are on the #youmadeitweird podcast. Adventures of Ed and Pete needs to be a thing.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@jeremiahstandup I love that you put yourself into a character that on the surface doesnt appear to have much comedic substance. This forces yourself to find what is funny about it on @KILLTONY. I need to put myself in these same types of boxes in my own life more. #KilltonyMVP

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@newsmile4me those look beautiful. are those complete maxillary denture or just partial?

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@ReachDreamNow interesting quote. Can you eleborate what this means to you?

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@IEASuccess Whether it's an interview or a speech. You have to sell to your audience why they should listen to you. Beforehand gather your confidence.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@rwctoronto yes i have many questions. How can one maintain happiness in an ever changing society?

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@tomloeblein good quote. Are you suggesting we need to change how we educate? perhaps allowing students to formulate the questions and then answer them.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@lelajdub I'm sorry you feel that way about the police. If you were my neighbor I would help you.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@girlwiththemind good question. Is it fear to feel vulnerable. Not allowing ourselves roam too far from our self imposed protective bubble.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@billburr photosynthesis is not bees landing on plants. it's co2 (carbon dioxide) + h2o (water) being split by light to create c6h12o6 (sugar) + o2

[LeGate @williamlegate]

@realDonaldTrump Actually, no, they never said there was "no path to victory". YOU are fake news.

…and a fool.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@ArianFoster Became a fan of yours today after listening to you on #JRE @joerogan I look forward to seeing your greatness post NFL.

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@20minutethai I agree noodles are the best!

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Everyone loves #instantnoodles here's the Top 10 from around the world https://t.co/MeczbDkVEL #noodles #ramen #AsianFood #ramennoodles

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Couldn't agree more! #Travel #LiveLife #Adventure #Memories #Couchsurfing https://t.co/ldXOdcdhI7

[twentyminutethai @20minutethai]

Can't Wait! #Tyrant #Series #Hulu #TVShows #Entertainment #Politics https://t.co/mI1ozMxQlE

[mark allison @helpilostmyself]

@20minutethai yes #Krabi is one of my favorite places in the #world.