Sleepy Head

I got my lobotomy in Rapture

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[jezz @JezziiB]

"The baby you abOrtEd could've cured cancer."

So could the women you kept in the kitchen, denied education, autonomy, and basic human rights. You didn't care about them either.

[buck @SoldierBuck__]

You Know a Film is Going to be Masterpiece, When Matt Damon Wants to Go Home!

[America'sBestRacing @ABRLive]

For the first time in 152 years — HISTORY IS MADE!!!

Trainer Cherie DeVaux watches Golden Tempo and Jose Ortiz get up at the wire to win the Kentucky Derby at odds of 23-1.

🎥: Reaction footage owned by America’s Best Racing.

@reredevaux | @jose93_ortiz | @PhippsStableFan

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

female rage is watching the most evil man you ever met deny all the things he's done & pretend he’s a good person

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what just happened..

five minutes before Trump announced he's halting attacks on Iran.. someone bought $1.5 billion in S&P 500 futures and sold $192 million in oil..

five minutes.. not five days.. not five hours.. five minutes..

the trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else hitting the market at that time..

someone knew the exact words the President was going to say before he said them.. and turned that information into the biggest single trade of the day..

they tell you the stock market is a "free and fair market".. that "anyone can build wealth".. that "the system works for everyone"..

the system worked for someone today.. five minutes before you even knew what happened.. they already got paid..

this isn't insider trading anymore.. insider trading implies they're hiding it.. this is broad daylight.

[latke @latkedelrey]

“you don’t owe anyone anything” is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. it’s not for you when you’re an Awful Friend

[Prithvi @prizzvi]

“It’s not my job to educate you” is another one lowkey

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing they let corporations buy every home in America and only banned it once no one could afford them

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer

[定 @de3dsoul]

If you do not recognize this image you are too young to give your opinion online

[Reg🪼 @rokisrageroom]

Definitely this one🙂‍↕️

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

everytime men complain about an “advantage” women have, it’s always because of the patriarchy

“women get awarded custody more”
yeah because y’all decided child rearing was a woman’s job

“male victims of women aren’t taken seriously”
yeah because you’ve decided women are weak and incapable

“women don’t get drafted”
see above

“women can make money just by being hot”
yeah because you treat us like objects, it’s YOUR money

[Netflix @netflix]

The Dinosaurs but it's just Morgan Freeman saying the names of the dinosaurs.

[edu @edul3on]

Grecia normalmente: ayura no tengo dinero umu

Grecia cuando hay chance de ir a guerra contra los persas:

[Dimi Reider | dimireider.substack.com @reider]

Gotta say, did not have "Greece sends warships to defend island from Persian attacks" on my bingo card for this millennium, yet here we are.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

THE GREEKS ARE FIGHTING THE PERSIANS I REPEAT THE GREEKS ARE FIGHTING THE PERSIANS

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

a new diva has entered the CBU (Cunty Bird Universe)

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico: Can you name a school where it has been confirmed that students are using litter boxes?

Republican: W-well… This bill prevents that from happening

Talarico: Can you name a school where that’s happening?

Republican: N-no I cannot

Talarico: I find it concerning that these types of debunked conspiracy theories are being used by politicians at the highest levels of our government who know that they're incorrect. This whole thing is just weird and honestly a little creepy, and I think that's the point because this is all, in my opinion, a manufactured, debunked smear campaign against our Texas public schools.

These culture war attacks are nothing more than an effort to discredit our public schools to justify defunding those public schools. Texas librarians are not grooming kids, Texas teachers are not indoctrinating kids, and Texas schools are not providing litter boxes. And I think the most disappointing part about all this is that I think you know that.