The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch.

Here to see what mess Bettman has made this time.

Save me Raygan Kirk

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

All I want is for Superman to treat me like Pulitzer prize winning journalist Lois Lane

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

I’ve met new borns with stronger spines than NHL players bro😭😭😭

[robertklemko @RobertKlemko]

After quietly answering questions about his support for Putin’s agenda in a press conference, Alex Ovechkin said, “Let’s do hockey questions.” I spoke with him after and asked Russia questions until he ended the interview.

“I wanted to know more about the process of filming the ad. When did you shoot it?”

AO: “I think three weeks ago.”

“Did you tell the team you were doing it?”

AO: “No.”

“Were you surprised by the backlash?”

AO: “I'm surprised, but it is nothing you can change right now. I'm Russian, I'm gonna live there when I'm done. My kids gonna be there. My family's gonna be there, you know, I support my country. That's it.”

“I think the reason for the backlash being bigger this time is because of what Lavrov says about countries bringing “the sword” to Russia. When I talk to experts about that, it mimics messaging Russians get that says Ukraine is responsible for being invaded by Russia. So you standing behind him, as he says that, feels to people like a pro war stance.”

AO: “Well, I don't think it's a pro war. I think it's just support what's happening in Russia. I want the peace and love for everybody. It doesn't matter who you are, American, Russian, or Ukrainian. Like, I have lots of friends who are Ukrainians, and I hope everything's gonna be good, and everything's gonna be done soon.”

“It'll be done soon if Putin stops the invasion. Like, that's how it ends.”

AO: “Well, I'm not in politics. I can’t say who's right and who's wrong.”

“In that larger group, there were about 30 people with you, One of the people is Maria Lvova Belova. She's got an arrest warrant from the International Criminal Court for abducting Ukrainian children.”

AO: “I don't know who that is.”

“Okay. Can you understand why a congressperson says the NHL shouldn't allow you to participate because you support this regime, and this country is spending billions of dollars helping fight Russia? What's your reaction to that?”

AO: “Well, everybody have their own opinion, right? I'm not a politician, I'm an athlete, and, how I said, I'm gonna live there when I'm done playing. I support my country. Like, I'm Russian.”

“You would support it no matter what?”

AO: “Well, I'm gonna live there, yeah.”

“So if they're responsible for a genocide, you would support the genocide?”

AO: “What do you mean, genocide?”

[Media relations official translates ‘genocide’.]

AO: [Groans.] “Oh. I would say, like, I'm, I hope it's not gonna, it's not gonna be like that.”

[Ovechkin walks away]

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[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

I just entered for a chance to win an Ultimate World Series™ Experience plus weekly prizes from Trident. Enter here: https://t.co/T42ny3yffb

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

Will this week

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

CONFIRMED: The Sharks Foundation’s Elevated Cupcake Experience finally happened. Stay tuned for MUCH more to come.

[Connor McDavid @cmcdavid97]

Tht feeling you get wen you know its over

[Sarah @ZofiaSafin]

The worst Oilers' management decison is always the next one.

[Toronto Marlies @TorontoMarlies]

GIDDDYYYYYY TF UPPPPPPPP 🤠🤠🤠

COWBOY WITH 10 SECONDS LEFT!!!!

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

WOW! This is so fucked up and evil on them to do!!! HAMILTON ONTARIO?!?!?!?Not Nova Soctia? Not Alberta? No no. Hamilton, 1h45min(MAXIMUM)train Ride from downtown Toronto, Ontario. Give Saskatchewan a team rn I’m not joking.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Las Vegas and Hamilton are joining the PWHL as the latest expansion teams 🆕

[maya @bowiessworld]

ah there are my edmonton oilers i recognize and that make me feel sick to my stomach

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

Every single bracket that has the Oilers loosing in the cup finals are made with hate and menace. The pure of heart either eliminate them in the western finals or let them win the cup.

[ESPN @espn]

.@PKSubban1 has the Canadiens winning the Stanley Cup for the 25th time 👀🏆

Stanley Cup playoff action begins TODAY at 3 PM ET on ESPN and the ESPN App! 🍿

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

Every playoff game Crosby should be aloud to shoot another player with a gun (either team)

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

Looking forward to seeing what curses have been placed on the Flyers come April 25th

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Everyone get more Matt Savoie right now.

[julia @eastoncow]

THIS IS GENUINELY THE BEST NEWS IVE HEARD ALL WEEK

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Oilers going to the playoffs and Leon back soon❤️❤️ #Loveislove

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

Twirling my hair and staring longingly at the Vancouver Canucks rn

[Connor McDavid @cmcdavid97]

Is it friday yet #longestweek #onlywednesday

[Connor McDavid @cmcdavid97]

This is fun #sarcastictweet

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

My fav fake idgaf-er has returned from wig hell

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

Hal baby you know that’s not the jacket I want you in…

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Kyle Chandler is Hal Jordan. Aaron Pierre is John Stewart.

#Lanterns, the new HBO Original Series from DC Studios, is now in production.

[The Oilers? Perhaps not. Damn bitch. @helpmeHarleyQ]

I don’t think the bomber jacket will hit has hard if Hal is old 🙍🏻‍♀️