Bob May

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

@fodness29 Ethiopian

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

I like getting video snaps of other dogs, because it's reassuring to know that my boys aren't the only ones with bad grammar and weird voices...

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

2 bed hotel room, your name and card... Sleep in the backseat of your pickup because the deadbolt and security is latched to the room ...#family

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

When people invade your bubble/AC, go outside and down the road to a liquor store; pack a cooler full of beer, ice, and water; set that cooler outside and watch your bubble clear... Oldest trick in the book

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

Suggestions for non-fiction audio books? Preferably thought-provoking

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

@racheal_steffl @whitneylynn21 @KramerMolly Er'thing you own in the box to the 👈

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

When you don't understand things, just sit back and take it all in. What I think about is how He chose me to be left handed. Something out of my control, yet I am so damn proud

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

Tattoo artists are so amazingly talented, but do you know what it takes to shave the Nike Swoosh into your chest hair?

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

If after a shower beer or two with 90's alt playing, you don't feel like having a few more and/or slamming on some air guitar, well, that's just too bad for you!

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

Give the dogs hell about being greedy and not taking a few licks from the ice cream cone and passing, proceed to take a giant bite right in front of them... Hypocritical?

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

Guys, goose season is only 6 weeks away...

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

Morning dress routine- Shirt, undies, socks, pants, shoes.
After work undress routine- Shoes, pants, crack a cold one, shirt, undies, socks...

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

@courthouse11

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The whole crew rolling into the bar on Saturday. #SAFTB

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

Jelly Belly Sport Beans? If there will ever be any chance of me getting big into fitness, it is now! Candy for exercise... I woke up like "Bitch, I'm Willy Wonka"

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

On a Sunday, be sure to write your to-do list in a notebook. That way you can turn the page and pretend you have nothing to get done...

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

Empty box of caramel drumsticks in the freezer. That'll wreck an entire day...

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

Be safe today...

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

Wedding dances are dangerous... go hard enough and you'll find 37 screenshots, all sorts of settings changed, and who knows what else happened on your phone while in your pocket.... yikes

[Bob May @helpyourselfbob]

Frosty glass, Hot and Spicy V8, olives, and don't forget a dash of salt... That, my friends, is how to dress a summertime beer