Helen Edwards

Your my kind of person if that made you flinch. Embracing singledom. My spirit animal is a honey badger. #payitforward #bekind

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

#snappysnaps

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@SnappySnapsUK staff in #chelmsford didn’t bother to read the canister and put my daughter’s @Kodak #trueblackandwhite film through the 1 hour colour machine.
Then lied to her about sending away, then handed back a ruined reel of negatives. Was for a college assessment. #useless

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@havingtime The Alchemist

[Bantshire University @BantshireUni]

OOOFOMO
𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮
Out-of-office fear of missing out

Setting your out-of-office auto-reply but then checking emails daily during your family holiday to Cornwall.

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@billstarpromos @girl_tinder The 1950s called…. they need you back.

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@jxeker Does she wear it on her face? 😳

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@CumberdickB

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@ourrachblogs Kudos for using the word ‘actress’ 👏👏

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@TerriRayner4 hello!!! X

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Who shook the jar?

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Here is how you imagine the 150k lives lost to Covid.

It’s just taken me 10 mins to walk the half kilometre length of the national @CovidMemorialUK wall, directly opposite parliament.

Each heart represents one of those 150k lost, those families changed forever.

Please share 💔

[BBC Press Office @bbcpress]

Bagpuss is back! Every episode of the classic children's series is coming to @BBCiPlayer from Sunday: https://t.co/wQcx9KRKxH

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Hey @marksandspencer can Colin and Cuthbert be besties? We’re bringing back a limited edition Cuthbert and want to donate profits to cancer charities including your partners @macmillancancer & ours @teenagecancer. Let’s raise money for charity, not lawyers #caterpillarsforcancer.

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@girl_tinder @Kelty_87 I used pages from Smash Hits magazine 😎

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@adventureanx Vitamin D x 4000mcg a day since last May - after reports that vitD was vital against bad covid - patients admitted to ICU are given a huge dose apparently...

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@clarelea100 Pubs not open

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

So glad they’ve introduced these new ‘slicing tomatoes’ so I can finally stop having to pull tomatoes apart with my fists

[Helen Edwards @helseddy]

@amber_bebb @GuardianEdu 🙄yes, thanks, I did actually understand the headline / ‘story’