James 🏳️‍🌈

I work in healthcare, and I have a dark sense of humor.

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@ShockTherapy101 I like the jeans with the mask. It kinda gives it a western flavor that I don’t really see in horror much.

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@ShockTherapy101 This is the first year I get to hand out candy for trick or treat. I’m so excited!

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@ShockTherapy101 100% fine either way. I equally enjoy both leaving something to the imagination, and getting to see what’s behind the curtain.

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

You ever had someone just talk so much for so long with no substance, that you start imagining what would happen if you tried to bludgeon them to death with your phone? 😑

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

Benefits of being day-drunk: WOOOOOO!!!!
Drawbacks: Someone take my phone away from me before I hit on someone!

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@OddlyYvie Girl if I had a nickel for every time that conversation came to a *screeching* halt right there and then... 🤣

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@powerm1985 You say cliché, I say classic. 👍

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@EvahDestruction Catherine O’Hara, also aka Delia Deetz 🖤

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@GaylyDreadful Promises, promises 😂

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@AdamJosephMusic Ma’am! Congratulations!! 🎉

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

I hate that it’s getting cold again so quickly. However, I do get to take small comfort in working on a university campus during gray sweatpants season 😍😛🤤

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

Having anxiety dreams with your medical director in them ramps it up to a whole different level 💀

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@powerm1985 To be fair, some of us apparently look like child-stealing satan worshippers instead.

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@TheVickyVox Also request a copy of your medical records. You’re legally entitled to see any doctor’s notes (or lack thereof) involving your care.

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

I put the “sour” in “Human Resources” 😊

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

✨Name change!✨Wanting to reflect specializing in hematology. And gay. 🌈

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@kathleenmadigan @Erin_D_182 Congratulations to my newly minted MLS colleague! May your ASCP board exams go smoothly! 🤞

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

@aunty_chan “Pre-symptomatic”

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

Is it universal that all boomer dads refuse to accept C-19 isn’t a conspiracy of one flavor or another?

[James 🏳️‍🌈 @hematologay]

I’m beginning to wonder if those of us in healthcare are going to be the only ones still working here soon 😢