Howard “Stretch” Emery

ΣΧ ‘83 | Wells Fargo | Not an Alcoholic | Girl dad | BrownTown Resident | Mistake Maker

[Howard “Stretch” Emery @hemery411]

Going thru Hinge likes in the gym to increase testosterone #Boner

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What do you guys think that the new classics are going to be for wedding songs

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Sent a girl a snap she said “haircutttt🤩” i haven’t got one in 3 weeks but whatever floats your boat shorty

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I knew that my dad passed me The Gene when I found out I could hammer b2b2b tequila shots without twitching a muscle in my face

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@hazardpounder

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How to surgically remove swamp ass?

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@Larry00798415 not when i smell bad and have cute coworkers

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@whatsthepo1nt98 Multiple witnesses.

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Yes.

[Petal @petaldairies]

Is your pfp really you ???

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@girl08022006 Get in line, pal!

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@hazardpounder

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@raydavisIIII I am an empath and I am going to emulate the feeling of being there thanks ray

[Tyler “Beaver Basher” O’Connor @BeaverBasher67]

A 9/10 lake house clears a 9/10 beach house, but a 5/10 beach house clears a 5/10 lake house

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@RichardCranny69 free my boy he DEFINITELY guilty 😭😭😭

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@SpecialEdmund Saw them in concert once, will never forget that night

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@hazardpounder throw this bad boy into rotation for me

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@SSsupersoldier Orange Mint Savers geek bar, it’s pretty good compared to the rest of the fruity stuff like that

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Getting thru my day fueled by zero sugar redbulls and orange creamsicle vape

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@hazardpounder Did this a few times when I was heavy can’t hate

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@cashgrabber9000 don’t hate the player hate the game

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thought this was @cashgrabber9000

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older coworker was like “you seem like a 90s baby, you would’ve like the time I grew up way better” but they didn’t have Hinge or Geek Bars back then so actually I’m doing great in my generation