Hemorrhoids Gaming

Im a hugflepuff

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Im then guy they warned you about in psychogogy class . Im that flipped out tricked up psycho who's not afraid to snap a few necks just for the fun and giggles- Mess with me and you Betta start runnin. Get beeennnnt

[Hemorrhoids Gaming @hemgamer]

Its 5

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(on the fishtown facebook group trying to start a neighborhood war ) Fitler Square more like Hitler Square!!! Am i right fellow fishtowners (Watching them get jealous and try to make “Fish Hitler town” work) Guys wait

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@saturnineIV Lets take this one step further. If ronald mc donald was real he would be a career celebrity kind of like the kardashians. On account of his attractiveness and bombastic personality

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chips are kinda bread

[Hemorrhoids Gaming @hemgamer]

seems everyone has an opinion about everything these days . Should i start doing that

[Hemorrhoids Gaming @hemgamer]

fuuuuuck dude. Not my Store Water

[Hemorrhoids Gaming @hemgamer]

calling 911 and SPECIFICALLY requesting a social worker for the bridge troll that was honestly making me really fucking uncomfortable and spiking my anxiety Big time.. I have to take care of myself first ok?? The social worker solved the riddles flawlessly too

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I love my creatures😍😍 My homunculus 🧍, My flesh pig Francis🐷 😍😍😍 and who can forget The Magical One 🧙‍♂️

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[🔮 @Taking_BdyShots]

Why da fuck . It seem lyke dnt nobody eva have Whole Milk in dey house no more . Its always dat 2% Bullshyt ass milk . #WateredDownMilk

[🔮 @Taking_BdyShots]

Why Da Fuck Wudd he go Ndd buy some 2% Milk knowin damn well I hate dat shyt

#WateredDownMilk

[Hemorrhoids Gaming @hemgamer]

that part of the latte where the ice has melted and it just taste like watered down milk 🔥🔥 #WateredDownMilk

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@flapjackfan226 @grook Bro

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everything is $15 now man

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

Sorry for those who missed Kevin Spacey’s snazzy performance in Tel Aviv.

Maybe next year!

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I survived 0m 09s and got a score of 27 in https://t.co/EdmDWD7eab! Can you do better? Come and play! https://t.co/3BRAvJUlDb

[Hemorrhoids Gaming @hemgamer]

I survived 0m 12s and got a score of 43 in https://t.co/EdmDWD7eab! Can you do better? Come and play! https://t.co/3BRAvJUlDb

[Hemorrhoids Gaming @hemgamer]

She drank my Brilliant Juice and solves Math . Now. #SgeSolvesMsthNow

[cris die @criisdie]

He was so happy to walk