Ernest Hemingway

I died gradually, then suddenly.

[Nabeel S. Qureshi @nabeelqu]

From one of my favorite Hacker News comments ever, by @Jonathan_Blow:

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@jimwindolf Sure, that is the ultimate poison pill

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The lost opportunity of “palindrome”

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Changes in latitudes, changes in platitudes

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Heinz, Heinz, Heinz is on my side

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I accept all cookies, you bet

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Good stuff from that Kaplan manqué

[Jim Windolf @jimwindolf]

draft tweets ‘21

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It turns out that Shackleton was just beriberi unwell

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Happy and peppy and bursting with love

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Sure Up In Michigan is fine enough but Toby Woolf put a bullet in my brain with that story, one of the best they is

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Look, I got my shot in July 1961 and afterward I’ve been so happy

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And I alsway thought that what I had was dylsexia

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This stare intentionally left bank I mean blank

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Explain to me again why it was essential for you to eat that bat.

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“What the hell is Pluto?” says George. “A dwarf,” I say. He slaps my cheek. “A planet.” He slaps the other. “A dwarf AND a planet.” Slap. I sob, combover hanging in my face

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At Shorty’s Diner and asking for the Italian roll but that’s the dinner George says so give me the Jewish roll

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I am not an asshole but I am something of the kind

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I never wrote a vomit draft but I have written a few wretched ones

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Tickling myself. Good stuff.

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Your Himmler glasses / Are making me feel ill