⌞hemlock⌝

i just post whatever comes to mind, may occasionally post art
20, MDNI

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

drew something for once! should prolly also post some of the updated versions of pidge too..

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

they need to invent packaging for fish that doesn't make the smell fucking go everywhere bro the actual horror of being next to people who have fish in their bags and the smell is HORRIFIC!!!

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

new version of "strike while the iron is hot", "pound that ass while its douched"

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

man I can't wait for Pressure to come out in theatres (the meteorologist before dday movie not the roblox game) cuz I saw trailers for it and it seemed genuenly interesting

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

manifesting that every porch pirate dies my amazon package wasn't even out for a day and someone stole it like ok I starved that week just so I could afford what I was buying

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

realising im my worst enemy cuz i can influence myself to do something EASILY but the moment someone else tries to peer pressure me into smoking/drinking/etc. i have an unshakeable will rivalling a monk

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

let's touch base and circle back on "whose pussy is this?"

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

opening twitter just to verify my account then unlock it for the 4th time today, what joy

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

imagine going to an all you can eat cilantro buffet and then on the same day finding out u got the cilantro tastes like soap gene

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

@Tomujamz HAAATE when that happens, like I forget my ID and my friend shows theirs like surely you'd think if one of em has an ID then the other is also an adult and can see the movie ?? But alas, cinemas have to check, it's annoying asf! So sorry you couldn't see that movie tho :(

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

this heat is absolutely fucking unbearable what do you mean 23 degrees at midnight and the lowest itll get is 20 at 4am just skin me

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

calling upon my exhibitionist ancestors to give me the courage and shamelessness to go out no panties no shorts no bra just a long oversized tshirt and flip flops

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

nothing worse than coming back home just to see that ur 90 quid package (that took 6 months to deliver) was stolen i hope whoever took it enjoys the dress and heels and hopefully kills themselves in it so then i can strip their corpse

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

seeing the flavoured chinese cigarette posts makes me wanna risk my shit lungs failing on me for a single puff.. taro ice cream cigarettes.... taro... drool..

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

a gallon of milk a day keeps the doctors drill at bay

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

was drinking a monster and I think a moth or some kind of bug crawled into the can, didn't even spit it out I just swallowed idgaf, lil buddy is part of me now. hush little bug... we are one now..

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

TRAINLINE ARE A TERRORIST ORGANISATION AND HAVE TIES WITH AL QAEDA

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

having to travel in this fucking heatwave makes me wanna rip my skin off I fucking hate the UK "21 degrees feels like 29" thanks might as well go naked cuz I can't wear anything without burning up

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

idk if it's just a me thing but I would deadass never fuck a man solely cuz dicks look so alien and unnatural to me. just imagining a guy with it out makes me wanna PUKE!!!!!! regular romantic relationship? sure! but sex? KILL ME!!!

[⌞hemlock⌝ @hemlock_san]

wish I had the money to constantly ride the bus (and that most buses worked 24h), doesn't even matter where I'm going I just wanna go somewhere especially at night