eli

chronic thinker | take most things w a hint of irony | i block fascists! alt @cobaincupid

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Who wants to get DRUNK in the SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA with me this Summer

[eli @hemloxk]

@LDRCumLaude you’re wrong but in a bad way bc every woman I know that is “sleeping with someone’s dad” is being groomed by a married man three times her age

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

4 years old beekeeper distracted by a roly poly

[eli @hemloxk]

@zaydante when i tell ppl i got sober from heroin @ 18 they’re always like???? how long were you using??? like bitch it doesn’t fucking matter I stopped doing HEROIN at EIGHTEEN

[eli @hemloxk]

i hate meeting new people bc wdym we can go swimming but i have to be really careful bc if i get too hot I will have a seizure but no im not epileptic and oh sorry have to go my period started for the third time this month and also i want to relapse can we reschedule

[eli @hemloxk]

you think you’re dramatic but i just had to save word filming a porno bc I love everyone i love so much and what if that’s a burden :( what if I love too much :(

[eli @hemloxk]

can someone hype me up to kms

[Queen ♡ @QUEENP0P]

its giving lady gaga music video

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

I think about Scary Movie 5 parodying Black Swan often

[✧ @sourcemidias]

girls like girls ⊹ hayley kiyoko (2015)

[eli @hemloxk]

i feel like my soul and my friends soul are cats and they play in grass when we talk to each other

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

Parrot's raincoat.

[eli @hemloxk]

just got my third period in like a month and a half ���

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[eli @hemloxk]

it’s not always rainbows and butterflies it’s compromise that moves us along

[eli @hemloxk]

i did NOT give him permission guys

[eli @hemloxk]

i love poop

[eli @hemloxk]

“im j gonna wear my contacts” a fairy just fell to the fucking ground and died

[eli @hemloxk]

when a guy tells me he’s wearing his contacts instead of his glasses/broke his glasses i feel like a man reacting to a bush getting shaved

[eli @hemloxk]

you can allll judge me if you want but i do notttt care i have never ever been happier