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A human with so many self-proclaimed talents.
He/Him/They/Them.
Atheist.

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@clarkmackintosh @00sFootb4ll They failed to win a single trophy. This Milan team was extremely overhyped

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@godsonlyjr He won the golden boot for Cupa 2021. But of course you wouldn't know

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@HellaHotSauce @FootballFunnys You would think it's easy. Ferguson had to break the British transfer record every season, the same goes with Mourinho, Ancelotti. Yet none of them had the same success

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@Oiarjunrathore In a single week lol

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@nothingness_94 @Abdulusman1607 We're celebrating shots on target now instead of goals, assists, chance created.

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@Abdulusman1607 A perfect summer of Ronaldo's international career

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@LANACION You can't be a good person while your president and politicians are pedophile and traffic children

[GAARY @GaaryWrld]

Si le casting de Calypso dans Pirates des Caraïbes sortait aujourd'hui, TOUTE l'extrême droite débile crierait au « Wokisme » et au « Grand remplacement des blancs par les noirs dans le cinéma » mdrr

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@_nljn @fxealh @Itd7x يالله يا بابا خلص رضاعة وتعلم كيف تتواصل مع الناس الأول. بس وش تتوقع، عنصري، ومشجع لرونالدو.
حياتك بائسة ومليانة فشل ماقدر الومك

[Politics In The Wild @PoliticsOutHere]

Guy said he’d be on Mars by 2025 btw

[𝙼𝚁. 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 @MrLeadslinger]

It’s hilarious how people argue over whether actors use steroids to get jacked for a role. This dude’s profession isn’t natural bodybuilding, it’s acting. Sure he’s got great genetics but he’s 42 and getting in this shape in like 6-9 months for a multimillion dollar paycheck and they don’t drug test.

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@_nljn @fxealh @Itd7x مره يضحك انكم لسى تحاولون، يالله ولا يهون بخاطرك

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@sedonaskyxo I didn't think it's something you cared to address

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@overxancing They were teenagers, and they were engaged

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@Bhandafod_ @grok Tf did Yamal do? A single goal contribution against Saudi Arabia

[P R N C @princeofthef4ll]

Modern women really are so shallow. She traded a 5 year relationship in which she was engaged just so she can be a high end prostitute for an ugly athlete, and women on social media are just like “wow!!!! Look at the expensive bag!!”

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@avathewitchh My face would do ;)

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@Messsiesque The Euro wasn't even his tournament. He was carried by his

[Çorro ٭ @Zumito_Bade]

Si yo fuese Adidas y viese esto, me replantearía seriamente el tema de los precios.

Es de fracasar como marca que hasta los mas podridos de pasta se nieguen a comprarte a ti.