Ben Helman

I pretty much am just here to indulge my guilty pleasure of consuming as much wrestling media as possible. You're gunna hate it*. __________________________ *me

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

Deleting this app

FDT & FEM

Feel free to follow me elsewhere, although who knows how long I’ll be using those platforms too lol. Just sure as shit can’t support this one.

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

@amarisblaiir Love it! So rad 🙌 my black cat thanks you for the representation

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

@coachFrump I heard the NCAA is attempting to keep you and your team from competing after adding you to the MAC! Hope you can show them you can’t be stopped, coach Frump!

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

@amarisblaiir Same

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

Sometimes I think about how much better the internet and the world would be without the “comments” section.

Comment if you agree.

[Tess Yocom @TessYocom]

Hey so just another reminder to stay far away from the right-wing cult that is Om*n Coffee.

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

@queensize89 Take it out and measure it!

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

Getting very last minute tickets and finding out they were front row behind commentary as I was getting seated was a wild surprise. #WWENXT

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

CM Punk has gone full Danhausen. @CMPunk @DanhausenAD

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

This.

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

@queensize89 WHAT TOOK YA SO LONG?! lol no but for real I’m intrigued to hear what you did to get blocked. I commented on something long ago and they blocked me immediately

[#Randy @RandyResist]

Truth.

[The Working Man @ThanksDanTheDad]

How about you Moo your Deng butt off the couch and take out the trash like I asked?

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

@WWE Shoving beads into CM Punks mouth?? We’re getting dangerously close to @DanhausenAD infringement.

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

@michaeltrieb Michael there’s a heat advisory and the air quality is not good. How dare you. I could have died!!!!

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

@michaeltrieb Nothing is sacred. People love fixing unbroken things.

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

@ThanksDanTheDad Oh you mean my favorite movie of all time?! Yeah I’ve seen it.

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

@queensize89 Mmmm I dunno

[Ben Helman @henbelman]

…this guy has never had a beer. #weird

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Reporter: Why would people in Wisconsin want to have a beer with you?

Vance: Ha ha ha ha. Ahh. Well. I guess, I guess, they’d like, they’d want to have a beer with me because I do like to drink beer

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

.@BonIver, you made my kid Hope’s day.

(Which means you made mine too.)