emilia 💃🏼

txst alum - health & fitness | ain’t here for a long time | cat mom x2 🐈 | tanner ❤️🦞

[emilia 💃🏼 @henderemi]

not my cats going behind my back and getting a food subscription to both petsmart and petco without my knowledge

[emilia 💃🏼 @henderemi]

eww you are so disgusting that’s not even the point of this. i hope your daughter is never raped… but you on the other hand 🤐

[Anne Luty @anneluty]

If you're scared for your daughter's future, maybe focus on raising her to not be a slut.

[emilia 💃🏼 @henderemi]

im double dosing on my depression pills tonight :(

[megan | indy n1 🩵 @swftsgetawaycar]

i mean this with the upmost disrespect. if you are “pro-life” unfollow me right now. i don’t wanna be moots with you, i don’t wanna be your friend, nor do i even want to associate with you. i have absolutely no respect for y’all and never will.

[emilia 💃🏼 @henderemi]

@rejeanlevell i knew it was gino we love gino

[🍑y✨ @ki_bydesign]

Got a email from my job saying all employees get a $30 gas card to alleviate high gas prices (we are required to drive clients around). Why when I went to sign up it sent me another email saying I was phished by my tech department as a tester and then got assigned training???🥲💔

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

“America, where life begins at conception and ends in 2nd grade.” Ugh. Hit me in the gut.

[emilia 💃🏼 @henderemi]

i was literally saying this yesterday 🫠

[Bethany Jo @bethanyjoannn]

It’s only day 2 of the retrograde and you’re telling me it don’t end until June 2nd 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

hung out with my boyfriend’s mom for too long. was like damn i love this bitchhhhhhhh we’re like LITERALLY the same person.. then i was like ohhhhhhhhhhhh

[alassani. @game2sick]

i’m boutta go dip my bobcat quickie taco in sewell river.

[Bethany Jo @bethanyjoannn]

it’s pretty simple when it comes to merging, either you let me merge or i’ll make sure you hit my car .. that’s all.. no need to make it difficult

[emilia 💃🏼 @henderemi]

because the world is cruel, half the seasons of my current show were on netflix and the other half are on hulu. ???? well im on the later half and hulu is down and so is my morale

[emilia 💃🏼 @henderemi]

what is your hidden talent? mine is picking something up and then spending the next 20 minutes looking for that item because i didn’t realize it was in my hand :p

[bails 🧚🏽 @0hbailss_]

how is Tequila not your preferred alcohol

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Fuck it. I’m adding Mothers Daughter to my setlist! See you soon Brazil!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo recreate scene from ‘13 Going On 30.’

[emilia 💃🏼 @henderemi]

i spent the last several years collecting stickers but somehow, now that i finally have something to stick them to, i cannot find them 😰🤮

[emilia 💃🏼 @henderemi]

when you can’t afford to get gas in order to drive to work that doesn’t pay you enough to get gas