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theyre taking away bot rights guys no more dustin bot

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hi twitter i just remembered this account existed 🥹 i have a new method for quote bots so hopefully i can get this account back up and running for s5 !!! praying i still have some active followers

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goodnight sweet prince

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You know how people say Hawkins is... cursed? They're not... way off.

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You know how people say Hawkins is... cursed? They're not... way off.

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Demogorgon dogs. Demo-dogs. It's like a compound. It's like a play on words-

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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...

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Woah... too far.

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Tooboolah.

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Agh! Cramp!

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Eddie, these are my friends! You know Robin, from band.

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I broke the rule of law, so if you want your girlfriend to take over my spot in the party, I understand.

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Hey... It's me, it's me. It's just your friend, it's Dustin. It's Dustin, all right? You remember me? Will you let us pass?

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NOO!

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Goddamn low battery!

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STEVE! RUN!

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Steve, just relax. She's driven before.

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Your temporary insanity earlier today when you basically threw yourself at Nance?

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Superpowers...

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It's the thessalhydra, I'm telling you.

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You said three!

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So we've got Nutty Bars, Bazooka, Pez, Smarties, Pringles, Nilla Wafers, apple, banana, and trail mix.