Honest Cover Letter:
I’m interested in this job because it’s available. I feel I’m a match because I, too, am available.
You also list a “competitive salary,” which aligns with my passion for food and shelter.
I look forward to discussing this further with your AI screener.
Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history