Austin Hendrix

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toed boot. But this hotel always serves bacon-wrapped shrimp. That's my number-one favorite food wrapped around my number-three favorite food.

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

@miles_commodore I agree. Those ads are are just ripe for some awkward questions a little kid may have for their dad

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

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[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

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[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

@MLFootball @RavensTalkPod @RavensTattooGuy @zachbollinger18 @FilmstudyRavens @SSN_Alabama @TheRealCruzOx @TitanOilers @TitanAnderson1 I would say so. Dude's a beast

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas!

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

@AmerizonWarrior @miles_commodore I could be wrong, but I'm assuming it was a clever Animal House reference.

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

@MWpatriot01 Ah gotcha. I guess I need a sarcasm sign. Not saying you're a troll, but I responded the way I did because of my previous experience with trolls.

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

@jimmyfailla To be fair, Kathy Griffin knows exactly what being a hack is considering she is a hack herself.

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

@MWpatriot01 It's not an excuse. I can't go and vote in person today because the Early Voting period in my area hasn't started today.

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

"I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." If you don't understand where that quote is from, unfollow me

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

The blue hair dye must leak directly into the frontal lobes of the brain.

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

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@thevivafrei I agree. If you give a man's wife a foot massage, you better expect a reaction from the husband.

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@TheOfficerTatum That comment about women at the gym wasn't even a joke. Dude was just making an observation. The women that are offended are most likely the ones dressing like a whore at the gym

[Austin Hendrix @hendrix_au42392]

@thevivafrei And Ilhan Omar is familiar with being beneath her brother husband