kenneth

returning to twitter because of elon

[kenneth @hengerbot]

talking to people is like chatting with an unreliable chatgpt

[kenneth @hengerbot]

tumataba dahil mahiyain mag take out

[kenneth @hengerbot]

babae dapat mag set ng schedule para ma-factor in na yung make up time nila

[kenneth @hengerbot]

pag nagpakasal ako, gusto ko mag barong at magpa-kalbo, tutal yung lapad ng katawan ko para na ring si bato

[kenneth @hengerbot]

understated perk of growing old is semen volume decreases, so it's easier to clean up

[kenneth @hengerbot]

the worst thing that could happen: try, fail, and never try again

[kenneth @hengerbot]

cynicism is a shortcut to appearing cool. just strong opinions, no effort to accomplish anything. easy validation.

[kenneth @hengerbot]

politics is an easy conversation topic because you simply have to say everyone is corrupt and incompetent with no need for evidence

[kenneth @hengerbot]

when does patience end and lack of self-respect begin?

[kenneth @hengerbot]

quality of connection correlates with simultaneous doomscrolling

[kenneth @hengerbot]

kaya ko siguro pinapag-out mga closeted kong kakilala kasi ako talaga yung gustong mag out

[kenneth @hengerbot]

wish i grew up surrounded by toxic masculinity instead so i never had to learn how to hurt with my words

[kenneth @hengerbot]

punyeta trapik nanaman. kelan ba ulet magbobombahan sa middle east

[kenneth @hengerbot]

kat with his own version of "just the tip"

[NBA @NBA]

KAT GETS HIS FINGERTIPS ON IT!

WHAT A PLAY ON THE LAST POSSESSION 😮

KNICKS TAKE A 3-1 SERIES LEAD IN THE NBA FINALS.

[kenneth @hengerbot]

big dick energy even when just "the tip is good"

[NBA @NBA]

"THE TIP IS GOOD! IT'S GOOD! IT'S GOOD..."

OG ANUNOBY WINS IT FOR THE KNICKS.

3-1 SERIES LEAD IN THE NBA FINALS FOR NEW YORK.

[kenneth @hengerbot]

i am only a matter of time

[kenneth @hengerbot]

the west has better talent, the east has better moments

[kenneth @hengerbot]

coffee completes me

[kenneth @hengerbot]

there's a reason why i've always been single. and the reason is me.

[kenneth @hengerbot]

pangarap ko sa buhay, bare minimum ng iba. sana may 8 hours ako ng tulog