Patrick Henke

University of Kentucky Alumnus-Die hard Cincinnati Bengals fan/season ticket holder-I will start an argument with a bot over a bad sports take

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@sondraa Okay. I bet you’re going to tell me Darius Rucker didn’t write ‘Wagon Wheel’ too.

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@WhoDeyBucks You’re missing context. I was at the game and Braves fans were doing this in Reds fans faces all night whenever the they did something well.

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@Buffwagon819 @UberHansen No it isn’t. The Bengals are clearly the best team in the division. This is a wild, and honestly really dumb take by Hansel.

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@president_dash @Scuba_Steve26 7 of their 12 wins were by 2 or more scores. Only 1 of them were 3 points or less. Chase missed a whole month and Burrow was still elite, while throwing to guys like Trent Irwin. I wanted to ignore your tweet, but you were so wrong on every level that I had to respond.

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@JRodNFLDraft What concerns did Chase have? He’s a physical anomaly with his combination of strength and speed. And he hasn’t touched his potential yet. No offense, but having Waddle over him is insane.

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@RodStewart34 Good point, thanks for putting it into perspective for me.

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@DarthNoobSaibot I don’t really remember fans begging for Jordyn Brooks, but I do remember him being linked to the Bengals by some media members. Either way, I felt the same way during the draft. I wanted WR at 33 the whole time.

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@LndsPatterson True, that might be a little hyperbolic

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@scottiloss @chrisburgh He’ll be 27 when the season starts.

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@NewStripeCity I’m good, they’re both bad. What are you looking at that says Leatherwood has been good with the Bears? For the record, I wanted the Bengals to draft him at the time.

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@NewStripeCity I’m going to be honest, I was thinking of Dalton Risner. Still a weird point to make, considering Leatherwood hasn’t been good either.

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@mmachad1 @PranavSriraman Carson Palmer hates the Bengals. If anything, it’s a shock that he has this opinion.

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@venmike1992 @DarthNoobSaibot Literally anyone. It’s a running back. What don’t you guys understand about that?

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@themeredith My dog is nice to everyone and everything but she would kill a skateboarder if I let her leash go. She fucking hates skateboards. Also, she looks just like your dog.

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@The_Pit_PCU @Landon3MR He isn’t good. Yes, he has talent and upside but I can’t believe the hoops people are jumping through to convince themselves he’s good. I’m hoping he proves me wrong and has a successful career, but evaluators like Landon are lying to themselves and their followers.

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@NFL_DougFarrar I can respect this. That being said, if Levis has a 3rd rd tape, Anthony Richardson has undraftable tape. Why is everyone lying to themselves and pretending he wasn’t a bad quarterback at Florida last year?