Henky Patrick Samuel Lakapu

A simple man that loves Football, Badminton, History, Law, Politics, Psychology, etc. With all of the complexity of it.

[Henky Patrick Samuel Lakapu @henkypatrick]

Happy 125th Birthday FC Bayern München. Been a fan since 2012, since that Real Madrid game in Bernabeu. This club for me is more than just a club, Mia San Mia philosophy influenced me how to life my daily life outside football. Wish the club all the best, and all the success♥️🤍

[Ardi 🇦🇱 @ADFcb_]

Manuel Neuers final touch of the ball with the German national team being a saved penalty is very poetic for the best GK in history of the game

[Lambe Saham @LambeSahamjja]

kasus generasi muda yang di jegal pemerintah :
- Ibrahim Arief — bantu IT pendidikan → penjara, tidak ada aliran dana
- Amsal Sitepu — jasa editing → dianggap harus gratis, dakwa korupsi
- Nadiem makarim — chromebook- hemat uang negara → 15 tahun, tanpa bukti
- White-Hat Hacker — nemuin bug pemerintah → diancam penjara
- Sirekap error — sistem gagal → vendor yang dipenjara
- Tom Lembong — kebijakan impor → dipenjara → dimaafkan

Berbuat baik di Indonesia = risiko dipenjara

[Henky Patrick Samuel Lakapu @henkypatrick]

@ardisatriawan Gak mau juga jadi menteri kalau dapat kesempatan itu, sudah jadi PEMBANTU, bisa kena PIDANA pula.

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

I am now 100% confident that Germany/Bayern scored 7 goals against this ref's favourite team

[Bintang @tang__kira]

Temen aku, waktu itu jadi Kaprodi S1. pernah cerita

"Kita ga bisa nyalahin Gen Z ini-Gen Z itu.. Tantangan mereka beda dengan kita

Dulu zaman gw (tahun 90an), pegang ijazah tuh tiket masuk kerja, sebodo-bodonya lu, asal pegang ijazah, itu bisa lah masuk kerja asal ga pilih-pilih kerjaan.

Sekarang, Ijazahnya cuman ngebantu doang. Bahkan anak-anak (Mahasiswa) dari Semester 2-3 juga udah magang, udah intern dimana-mana. Karena kalau ga ya pas mereka lulus udah ketinggalan dibanding their peers.

Gw ga pernah nanya kalau ada mahasiswa izin. Gw tau stressnya mereka gimana, mau ke coffeeshop atau healing juga silahkan aja, generasi sekarang pressurenya emang berat banget"

[Hasyim Muhammad @hasyimmah]

Presiden Prabowo mulai bicara dengan nada tinggi di depan rapat kabinet, "KALIAN SAYA TUNJUK JADI MENTERI JANGAN PERNAH SEKALIPUN PUNYA PIKIRAN UNTUK KORUPSI!"

Semua Menteri tampak terdiam. Beberapa di antaranya yang awalnya memegang HP, langsung ditaruh karena mendengar nada suara Presiden yang tinggi.

"KALAU KALIAN SAMPAI BERANI KORUPSI, SAYA SENDIRI YANG AKAN MEMISKINKAN KALIAN DAN ANAK-ANAK KALIAN! SAYA PASTIKAN HIDUP KALIAN DAN KELUARGA KALIAN AKAN MENDERITA," sambung Prabowo.

Raut muka Prabowo tampak serius. Terlihat sekali dia marah. Tak ada sedikit pun ada suara dari meja para menteri.

Tampaknya pidatonya belum selesai. Dia masih melanjutkan ucapannya dengan sedikit berteriak, "SAYA NGGAK MAU LAGI ADA MENTERI ATAU PEJABAT DI SEKITAR SAYA YANG KORUPSI. JANGAN BIKIN MALU SAYA! KALIAN DIGAJI RAKYAT UNTUK BEKERJA DENGAN BAIK. INGAT ITU!"

Para Menteri makin menunduk. Prabowo menggebrak-gebrak meja dan melanjutkan marahnya, "KITA HARUS PUTUS BUDAYA KORUPSI MULAI SAAT INI. KITA PERBAIKI NASIB SELURUH RAKYAT INDONESIA MENJADI LEBIH MAKMUR DAN SEJAHTERA. ITU SUMPAH YANG HARUS KITA JALANKAN."

Teriakan Prabowo makin keras. Saking kerasnya sampai membangunkan saya dari tidur saya yang sedang bermimpi indah.

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

🇩🇪 Toni Kroos: "We currently don't have a single world-class player. We have players with world-class potential, but that doesn’t mean they are world-class. The world-class players are currently deciding all the World Cup matches - and they are leading the top goalscorers’ list. We don’t have a single one there, we have to be honest about that. Back when we had successful tournaments, I always had the feeling we could shift into a higher gear. This team is currently no longer capable of that. We just think we're better than Paraguay – and we'll win somehow." [Kroos & Kroos: die WM unter der Lupe]

[ᴠɪᴄᴋᴏ ᴠᴀɴ ᴠᴇʟᴢᴇɴ @vicko_twitt]

When yah bisa jago pidato pakai bahasa Jepang?

[Isebrand @Tedmarsgoi2]

Irgendwie hätte man sich damals nicht träumen lassen, dass es mal so weit kommt.

[R127💎 @raneme127]

His 1st WC
He plays at Mainz
Important Pen
Against good gk
Nervous match

All of this and watch the confidence bro !
Nadiem Amiri what a player with great mentality!
So underrated.

[Henky Patrick Samuel Lakapu @henkypatrick]

@Fandom_ID Pencetak gol tunggal kemenangan Ajax tahun 1995 - Dia yang namanya tidak boleh disebutkan (if you know you know)

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Tchouaméni preparing for Valverde

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

France vs Sweden

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Julian Nagelsmann vs Logic:

Benches Undav Entire GS
Decides to test start him in KO game
Goretzka on for Nmecha
Attracted to Havertz
Woltemade 0 mins in GS, Plays KO

PASSION. 🥹👏🙌💫

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Germany when they had Bastian Schweinsteiger, Kevin Großkreutz and Per Mertesacker

[Henky Patrick Samuel Lakapu @henkypatrick]

@LeroyPrince77 Man it feels like watching pre-injured Musiala with that dribble.

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Jonathan Tah on his penalty: "To be honest, I felt good. I wasn’t extremely nervous, which is what I actually thought I would be, but I didn’t hit it well. I would take one again next time. I think it's important to take responsibility in difficult moments. That was something I specifically resolved to do for this tournament: to take responsibility – and that's why I did it in that moment" [@SPORT1]

[- @MusialaEra]

It’s been revealed that Tah, who had never taken a penalty before in his life, had to take the 6th penalty because nobody else had the guts to step up. I‘ll never hate on players for missing their pens, the real devils are veterans like Goretzka who refused to step up.

[LinaHua @Linahuaa]

To beat low block terrorist football teams like Paraguay you need

1) A top striker.
Germany hasn't had one since Klose.

2) 1on1 dribblers
Germany is weak on that because their youth football system tries to copy the Spanish system.
Everyone is a system player.
Only Musiala is a streetballer, but he got his legs snapped 1 year ago.

1on1 styling on opponents is also considered toxic masculinity- which German people reject nowadays.

3) Risk-taking.
You need to take risks and shoot from the distance or cross the ball into the box.

But German players don't like to take risks- cuz German population are the most naggy self-hating moaners.
If you make a small mistake they gonna bitch and moan endlessly at you.
If you gamble and do well they'll forget about it within 3 days.

So German players don't see the alpha in taking risks and just pass the ball around all day like faggots

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

🇩🇪 The infamous '95/96 generation' that was hailed to succeed the 2014 World champions

• 3 World Cups
• 2 group stage exits
• 0 Round of 16 reached
• 1 knockout game played (lost to Paraguay)
• 0 clean sheet