Ladies and gents, lockdown boredom has fully struck so I’ve decided to do a little World Cup of lagers for your (and mostly my own) entertainment. Will do a round of 32 starting tonight, and one round a night up until Sunday where we’ll have the final, enjoy.
Bobby 'brown envelopes' Jenrick was right to say on Radio 4 just now that this government has a singular mission during the Corona pandemic. And that mission is to siphon of as much money as possible to our friends.
For clarity, we have ruled out a detention camp for asylum seekers on Ascension Island, not because it is morally repugnant, but because it's too far away. Which is weird, because we've been saying massive distances are no object when it comes to trade deals.