Now would be a great time to get my Ocarina of Time Epona cosplay out of storage and try to fix her up....
(She's 16 years old now and the jointed stilts were my first prototype and have become unstable, TBH fixing that alone is quite the task)
Whenever I’m attracted to a man I have this overwhelming desire to consume him like bite right into him and shake my head till his arterial spray hits the ceiling and I just want to keep eating him until there’s nothing left. A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism I guess
i once took a guy home who stood in my room and looked at all my things and said is there anything you'd like to show me and tell me about? i showed him all my weird trinkets & he said very good baby. i liked that
i found a really nice cat tree for free at a garage sale... i brought it in, vacuum, sanitized, and steam cleaned it...she hated it.
i took it out after noticing she was horrified of it.
she hid for 2 days and wouldn't eat or potty. i had to force her to look n see ITS GONE.