Eniola Not Badmus💅🤪

KTBFFH💙

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

OPay is using some serious next-level security... 2050 technology...

OPay will warn you about a transaction, and if you send money to the same account about 3 times in one day, you'll have to answer security questions before your next transaction goes through.

My friend, who lost ₦300,000 last week, was warned by OPay before making the transfer, but he still went ahead and transferred the money to the scammer's account.

OPay is always one of the first to detect and block bank accounts linked to Ponzi schemes, but many people don't know this.

Anytime you want to make a transfer with OPay and they warn you, it's better to stop for your own safety.

[Christy( mother of many Generations) @itzchristunique]

Man relocated his wife and his 14 years old son to UK.

Five years later,the boy started misbehaving.

He would talk back at his mom and disobay her.

One day, while his mom was disciplining him, he shouted at her and called her by her full name

" Rita okoji you're a bad mom"

The father didn't do anything instead, he told the mom to stop disturbing him..

Three weeks later, his dad told him to follow him to Airport, that's it, he got deported back to their country.

The man's brother was already at the airport waiting for him..

His dad said he will finish his university before returning back to UK.

In his word " you can't disrespect my wife and get away with it"

The boy is currently 300 level in UNN...

[The Creative ® @thecreativexx]

Back to this:
Imagine your wife winning PS5 at the office and she gives another man at the office with smiles and pictures.

And she comes home to tell you then gaslight you that you're overreacting when you complain.

I swear she hates you.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Amaka went to get pads. She wanted to get 3. Then she checked her purse, looked at the price tag, and did the math. She could only afford 1. Last month, she could afford 3 packs. Today, only a single pack.

[Aridunu || Virtual Assistant @Aridunu_jones]

Hot take but Asoebi has zero ROI
I work a 9-5
Fridays I can’t wear an heavily beaded corset to work
Saturday I can’t wear someone’s Asoebi to another persons party
Sunday, my unit has a specific corporate outfit to wear

So when do I get to wear my Asoebi 250k ?

[Yoruba angel 💎 @DamilolaLizz]

Trying to speak Yoruba to a kid:

Her mum: agh she doesn’t understand Yoruba ooo (with pride)

The said child’s spoken English: mummy iyaff fall down , come and be going

Me in my mind : iya meji je okugbe yin 😂😂😂💔💔💔💔

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘We Are the World’ was released 41 years ago.

[Jay Yang @Jayyanginspires]

Something I'm learning as I'm getting older: the best way to inspire your friends is to simply live a good life and let your life be an example of what's possible.

[Mami Amah 🎀 @ItsAmaAdoma]

This generation of 30 yr old men is unreal, they be looking 23. 😂

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Me when I’m ranting about my problems and they say “your own even small” then they start theirs

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night"

me in the afternoon and at night:

[Sahara Reporters @SaharaReporters]

BREAKING: Nigerians To Pay 7.5% VAT On Mobile Bank Transfers, USSD Transactions From January 19 | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/bpEplhlKdt

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

my ceiling fan watching me change the bed sheets

[Eniola Not Badmus💅🤪 @hennycious20]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

“If you are rich, you will enjoy Nigeria”.
This is one of the most fundamentally foolish things to ever say and believe in the history of foolish things in the world.

Today our very own world boxing champion Anthony Joshua had a ghastly motor crash that killed two people.

No ambulance.
No paramedics.
No first aid service.
No emergency response.
Just a confused crowd at an accident site.

Recently there was a fire outbreak in a building in Lagos with many people trapped in it.

For many hours,
No ambulance, no fire service,
No first aid service, no emergency response. Again, just another confused crowd outside the building while people burnt to death inside.

Terrible incidents like the terrible car accident that just happened to Anthony Joshua and the complete utter lack of a coordinated emergency response is another stark reminder of what a poor, backward and undeveloped country we are.

Two people died in that same car accident that Anthony Joshua was involved in. If AJ also needed emergency medical attention, he could have died. Quite simply so.

His money wouldn’t matter.
His fame wouldn’t matter.
His global renown wouldn’t matter.
He could have simply died today.

Today’s crash should be a cold brutal awakening to every one of us. Your money is absolutely meaningless in a failed country that has no working healthcare systems and no working institutions.

It does not matter if you are rich or poor. In many life threatening emergency medical situations, your money will end up being very useless. This is again a cold stark reminder to everyone who thinks that wealth is somehow always a sure shield against failed systems in a failed country.

AJ could have died today.
Just because he had an accident in a country that has zero first aid, zero emergency medical response, zero timely ambulance and zero paramedics when your life is hanging in the balance.

A country where human life has zero value.

[◉⁠‿⁠◉ @f3ranmie]

those shop owners wey dey always add the address of their shop for their banner wey dey outside no know the kind help wey dem dey help people wey dey travel 😭🙏

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My wife stopped asking me to put my phone down.

I noticed.

I was relieved.

"Finally," I thought. "She gets that I need to stay connected."

One night she walked past me on the couch. Scrolling.

She didn't say anything.

Just kept walking.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

She stopped. Turned around.

"I stopped competing with your screen six months ago."

That's when it hit me.

I wasn't "staying connected."

I was choosing a glowing rectangle over the woman sitting three feet away.

She didn't need me to put the phone down occasionally.

She needed me to choose her automatically.

Your wife doesn't need your attention when she asks for it.

She needs you to give it before she has to.

[✸ @neonlovesanime]

I'm tired of going to people's profiles to check header and pinned posts!!😭

[CHEF J🍗🍀 @iamchefjoker]

my friend who got kidnapped said if you know how to speak hausa your chances of being killed gets high when kidnapped because they believe you have listened to their conversations.