Henny Devito

I’ve been to antique stores you’ve never heard of, in towns you can’t pronounce, buying trinkets you can’t even fathom

[Henny Devito @hennydevito]

How do I tell my coworkers I’m in this bitch crying cause of a retired Japanese racehorse

[Majinnnnn! 🏳️‍⚧️ @mawjeen]

To anyone unaware:
As of July 5th 2025, Haru Urara has won her first race in what is known as "soft horse racing", which pits retired horses against each other for fun, instead of for glory.

[Tom Brennan @Brennanator]

“Liz Lemon, this is Dan Houseman.”
“It’s Danhausen.”
“Whatever his name is, I gave him 5 dollars to curse Martin Lawrence in 1996 and I’ve been on top ever since”

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How De’Aaron Fox and the Spurs were in the Locker room after Losing game 4 against the Knicks 😂🏀

[Max Bean(er) @maxbeanrr]

Real Mexicans will be watching from work not calling out

[ًًً @GTYARDIE]

you can’t win nothing with a nigga walking around with that nut ass cut

[Dante Turo @DanteOnDeck]

The Spurs blew a 29 point lead in the Finals and fans are blaming WWE and Danhausen. I love wrestling.

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.

A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

swag surf got buddy levitating i’m in tears.

[Fanatics Collect @Collect]

Panthers running back AJ Dillon just debuted custom Psyduck cleats at practice 😮‍💨

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

Scotty 2 Hotty and his son sharing the ring together is one of the coolest full circle moments in wrestling.

YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[samuray jack @ashininkocasi]

tövbe estağfurullah ben de hanımla kavga edince aynı bu şekil oluyorum benzerliğimiz kanımı meybuz etti

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

He got wheelchair people arms

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[marina 🌸 @themarinadove]

showing WWE to my mom for the first
time in 20 years like ok that’s the rock’s cousin… and next to him is also the rock’s cousin and behind him is the rock’s cousin and coming down the aisle… you guess it, that’s the rock’s cousin

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

Hunter is entering Barry Bonds 2000-2004 territory

[Finals J Dub @FinalsJDub]

Wemby, and I can’t stress this enough, isn’t American