To anyone unaware:
As of July 5th 2025, Haru Urara has won her first race in what is known as "soft horse racing", which pits retired horses against each other for fun, instead of for glory.
“Liz Lemon, this is Dan Houseman.”
“It’s Danhausen.”
“Whatever his name is, I gave him 5 dollars to curse Martin Lawrence in 1996 and I’ve been on top ever since”
A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.
A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.
showing WWE to my mom for the first
time in 20 years like ok that’s the rock’s cousin… and next to him is also the rock’s cousin and behind him is the rock’s cousin and coming down the aisle… you guess it, that’s the rock’s cousin