Heco

The world has gone totally bonkers…

[Heco @Henriquefbl]

@shotgunner101 Governments all around the around can’t even control their borders and now they wanna make the jump to the FREAKING INTERNET… these people are crazy and completely out of touch to think this is even remotely possible

[Heco @Henriquefbl]

@shotgunner101 Never thought about saying this but I’d rather a billionaire tech company fills my ass with trackers so they could spy on my habits and profit from selling/using the data than the Government using way more invasive strategies to genuinely just achieve a massive surveillance state

[brick @FreeMarketDog]

So in GTA 6 I have to:

-eat
-sleep
-go to the gym
-nurture my relationship
-fill up my car with gas

Isn’t the entire point of a video game to do things you can’t do in real life? This ultra-realism shit sounds exhausting

[Gabriel Toledo @FalleNCS]

@kassad Cuz you never went searching. But you can’t find it inside your pants imagine my tweets

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Tried staying up for 24 hours to fix my sleep schedule and fell asleep at 2pm

[Coluna Vermelha @CurtaVermelha]

Hoje vamos ter dois duelos importantes:
Portugal v Colombia
Eu v Sono

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

“I have studied fortnite’s ass for years”

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

situation so groundbreaking they called in the experts

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Women will never understand how truly scary it is to go out at night as a man

We have to constantly worry about being heightmogged, framemogged, facemogged…

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

The lion changes his political views on immigration in order to crack the Latina at the bar

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

fucking bitch manager told me to do something

[323 @Ggod323]

I genuinely dont remember half my life

[Gabriel Toledo @FalleNCS]

Se vcs tivessem a minha idade, sem awp, tendo que matar o bit entrando na sua posição seis iam entende

[MF DOOM GAMES @mfd00mbr]

due to inflation, Kanye West says one good girl is now worth 1,582.75 bitches

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Men be like I don’t have time for a relationship then watch a 50 minute youtube documentary on salt

[Bailey Klemmensen @iiKlemm]

Competitive gamers: mouth-breathing is why your game sense sucks

This study found:
→ Nasal breathers detect threats faster and recall information better
→ Mouth breathing eliminates both advantages entirely

Nose breathe in-game or you're throwing my elo.