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what are birds? we just don’t know

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I think we should let spiders vote

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why can’t i be a dairy cow isopod grazing the great green meadow :(

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i opened a bag of cashews and know one knew you in there

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We’re having a mashup of Hot Girl x Decaying Husk kinda summer over here.

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@caroniaandlime Yeah…. Got delivered while we were tubing and didn’t realize til i checked tracking when i got home. The shrimp tank is gonna need to wait til i’m emotionally ready to spend money again

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Hope whoever stole my package off my stoop has fun with 8 lbs of fluval aquarium stratum and 2 pieces of assorted driftwood 😞

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Wouldnt be so pissed if this werent the second time this happened when i ordered some extremely specific, niche, expensive item. Like if order a fuckin ipad to my house its fair game, but pH balancing freshwater substrate??? You aint flipping that fr. Just give it back please

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All i wanted was to have some pet shrimp man. Last time i spend my disposable income on something fun and whimsical i guess

[Minnesota Tunes @Minnesota_Tunes]

Being a birder is like

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Wowee im gonna take a lil nap

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@64_streetcar @PHILLYXFREEDOM You’re so right about Siberian Khatru, adding that one now. And yes! Tallest Man is so incredible, he writes lyrics in such a strange yet beautiful way and is also such a stellar flamenco guitarist. Still one of my favorites, glad to hear!

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@64_streetcar @PHILLYXFREEDOM Coincidentally, i started making a playlist yesterday of songs that get better or more intense during the fade out - usually when there’s a solo or a unique vamp in that section. Aja and It (Genesis) are prime examples, haven’t thought of one from the Beach Boys yet

[bird/h @BirdPerHour]

#birdbot

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i have slipped down a path of self-destruction, given in to my most animal instincts, and abandoned all of my morals and belief systems (shaved myself a mustache).

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Accidentally cosplayed as pro wrestler orange cassidy at the gig and got called out for it (i have no idea who this is btw)

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Convinced that i can solve any of my problems by taking a little evening walk through the quadrant

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perfect evening to ride into town with the big iron on my hip

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Had a dream that philadelphia was the greatest city in the world oh wait that was no dream

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https://t.co/Ei7TYiZ0RJ

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What a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the absolute most disgusting, slimy riffs are blasting in my earbuds. All is right