Henry Gartner

Greenwich ‘20

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They are actually some of the funniest people on the planet

[South America @SouthPark]

Following their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program, South Park is making a big change. Creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce:

“Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.”

The 29th Season of the award-winning series will premiere Wednesday, September 16th, at 10pm ET/PT on Comedy Central.

New episodes will be available to stream on Paramount+ around the world, with next-day availability in the U.S., Canada and Australia.

[Henry Gartner @henry_gartner]

TACO

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Democratic congressional leaders who can afford it should donate their paychecks during the government shutdown to unpaid federal workers
@danpfeiffer
@smerconish
@PodSaveAmerica
@AOC
@RepJeffries

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Democrats should consider a Charlie Kirk memorial gun control law

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@WhatsApp you need voicemail

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Only 1 Republican out of 222 showed up to a ceremony today with the families of police who were violently beaten by MAGA terrorists on January 6.

Don’t ever let them tell you they support law enforcement again.

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@UberFacts Paying for water

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I know that families are still struggling with higher prices. I grew up in a family where if the price of gas went up, we felt it.

Let’s be absolutely clear about why prices are high right now: COVID and Vladimir Putin.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Russia has blocked access to Twitter and Facebook, and passed a new law in which people who spread 'fake news' about the war can be jailed for up to 15 years

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@madisonmullman Talk to Sean, he’ll explain

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If anyone was wondering, breakfast corn dogs are a thing. I know this because I watched them get heated up this morning

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If you haven’t listened to “We The People” on repeat for the past 2 days are you actually liberal?

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Just cited The Torah in one of my final papers. Yes, I quoted God

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Empty #americanboyfriend

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Absolutely blew the minds of a class full of BFA students after presenting a photo shoot from the gym

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Anyone want to join me in some puddle stomping? Current conditions are Ideal

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@bwilbs05 Pretty sure 45 pound plates weigh 45 pounds

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Was just asked if I thought metal or plastic coated 45 pound plates were heavier by a random kid in the gym

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Phones create so many issues

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That’s messed up