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[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cristiano Ronaldo’s IG post after the victory against Uzbekistan became the most-liked post of 2026 in just 48 hours. 🤯

[Ebony Black @blackebony28]

Wizkid no need tour money again; him don reach a different level entirely. Most artists wey still dey push tours hard, na the money dem dey chase. At this stage, na agbada Wiz suppose dey rock like the senior man wey him be. 😂

[🇵🇹 milene @lewguler]

In Portugal, Ronaldo is everywhere. In everything we do, in every place you look.

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Celine Dept drops a new celebration video featuring Cristiano Ronaldo, Mbappé, Haaland, Hakimi, Rodri, Son, Weston McKennie, and Almirón 😂

[WithoutHistory @WithoutHistory]

Mr Beast did poverty tourism while iShowSpeed showed the everyday Africa.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Sis to sis.. listen to advice now ooh

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Cristiano Ronaldo has more goals than Ibrahimovic and Henry combined. 🤯

[Khat-menei 🇵🇹🍃🌿 @IzuTwits]

Ronaldo Nation 🔥🔥

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

Kolu link up with Victor Osimhen & Yhemolee, see as Osimhen slap Kolu head 😂😭

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

My manager don cry out.. shuur

[Playwithtomide__ @playwithtomide]

Tbh, Ronaldo balled today 👏

[KDC Global @KDCGlobal_]

Fabrizio Romano’s Post about Ronaldo and Messi, I don’t trust Fabrizio Romano

#fabrizioromano #ronaldo #messi

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| WATCH: Speed gets SWARMED by a HUGE crowd of fans while leaving the stadium after the Portugal vs Uzbekistan World Cup match 🤯🔥

[Susan Abel @susylicious2023]

Rafael leão and his idol

[Fanbrizio Ronaldo @FabrizioRonald0]

🚨🗣 Jose Mourinho: ️ ️

"If you hate Cristiano Ronaldo, it's because he humiliated your favorite club or because he's better than your favorite player".

[Victory🎙️| Use Recollyai @egbokavictory_]

Naso that short man from Argentina for take deceive us😑😂

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Cubana chief priest and his son composes a song for Cristiano Ronaldo😂✨🐐

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

She was in middle of a live television broadcast when Ronaldo scored and you won’t believe how she reacted and celebrated. 😂

[Buchi Laba @Buchi_Laba]

Georgina thinks she loves Cristiano Ronaldo more than me.. 🤦🏿‍♂️

[Fanbrizio Ronaldo @FabrizioRonald0]

🚨🗣 Cristiano Ronaldo:

"Cristiano Jr always tells me to keep playing. So that we can be teammates at the 2030 World Cup." ❤️