Henry

UWE

[Bandit Tips @Revengeofthetip]

someone call the fuzz, theres a bandit knocking on 888 sport's door. He aint leaving until they pay up

[Bandit Tips @Revengeofthetip]

Im back baby

[Bandit Tips @Revengeofthetip]

jamie carragher spat on the #peoplesacca

[Bandit Tips @Revengeofthetip]

Good bloody morning. It's a beautiful bastard of a day.

The premier league is back and the bandit is poised.

Don't forget entries for the #peoplesacca stop at 7. Had some cracking shouts so far. #forthepeople #bythepeople

[Henry @henrybarber_]

@Revengeofthetip Villa leeds
Hammers city
Liverpool shef
Gunners Leicester
Burnley spurs

#40% #gottabeinittowinit

[Bandit Tips @Revengeofthetip]

All yous have to do is retweet this tweet and reply below the 5 games in the prem this weekend that you think both teams will score in. Selections that are the most common will go into the acca. seems simple enough aye.

[Henry @henrybarber_]

@Revengeofthetip 40% win rate ay. Tbf you couldn’t have called tuanzebe absolutely pocketing the french forward

[nimble ! @normalsizenaomi]

found out today that some boys use their ballskin in the shower to collect water like a cup. uncomfortable but not surprised

[Bandit Tips @Revengeofthetip]

When Southampton and Burnley end 1-0..

[Bandit Tips @Revengeofthetip]

My head was turnt after that game. good stuff

[Bandit Tips @Revengeofthetip]

22 shots later and braga couldn't find the net. There's some things that aren't meant to be and braga scoring was one of them. A quiet day for MR. Big tips. We're doing a £5 to £20 bet roller tomorrow. Let's see what happens aye.

[Bandit Tips @Revengeofthetip]

Cooaar blimey 90+4 minute banger from KAAASSHHIMAA. MR BIG strikes big

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

I thought that tube ad was spot on, personally.

[James Bond @007]

The mission that changes everything begins… #NoTimeToDie in cinemas this November.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Leaked footage of Maguire’s incident with the police in Greece:

[Chris Hunter @chrishunter94]

Sports bar?! It’s a fuckin Wendy house with a fridge in it 😂😂😂

[Henry @henrybarber_]

Order number 493420718 and return number 238HQL23ANKHRB

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

lockdown stats:

walks: 134
pisses in garden: 37
lasses chatted up on tinder: 76
lasses poked from tinder: 38
tick acquired: £750
cans sunk: 1040
boxers with skid marks: 37
dogs stolen: 2
deliveries: 1
fights with delivery drivers: 1
fights won: 0
dominos barred from: 1