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Nana

[H @henryjacko27]

I’d brush my teeth with her shit

[Maya Jama @MayaJama]

#BAFTA READY 😆

[Kaneav @kaiav11]

Your mum looks like Rod Stewart

[H @henryjacko27]

Fucking unbelievable scenes Jeff

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT A LEG OF DARTS!!

MICHAEL SMITH HITS A NINE DARTER!! 🤯😲

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Mbappe in the 80th minute of the game:

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

[H @BRITT4INE]

Could be the best video ever made

[Billy Liffen @BillyLiffen18]

Boils my piss

[H @henryjacko27]

@ZDPFC @BillyLiffen18

[H @henryjacko27]

Some fucking player

[Classic Football Shirts @classicshirts]

Enjoy 2 minutes of Yaya Toure just dominating the midfield at Man City.

What. A. Player.

https://t.co/jlHSMNZ8IU

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’ve spent my life working in extreme heat and we survived by having a beer under a tree. Climate change is real. Drink more beer.

[H @henryjacko27]

@scottishbants2 @BillyLiffen18 every time we get together

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

dealers out. no chance of tick. callin it a night. lass sent is down kebab shop for tea. bloke tells me 30 min wait. piss take. i boot off. youngin pipes up. calls me donna mcgregor. dont get it. my names lez. started on him as well. bossman phones police. gettin chinese instead.

[H @henryjacko27]

@BigLez67 @BillyLiffen18

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

The wait is finally over! 🔵 #mancity @ManCity

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

To be continued…  🔜 💙

[H @henryjacko27]

@BillyLiffen18 Wouldn’t mind being a penny behind you soft cunt

[MATT 🅿️ @PapaPincus]

To this day I still believe Dudek stepped off his line.

Tight, but looks dodgey.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

throwback. first day on the doors. up and comer. lean. agile. raring to go. secured job by demonstrating takedown techniques in interview. gaffa loved it. twatted 4 school kids for loitering. laid the foundations for what morrisons security is today. brave. humble. leader. lez.

[H @henryjacko27]

@BillyLiffen18 @BigLez67 Standard procedure