Henry's Kitchen Out of Context

instructional cooking videos (automatically tweets random quotes and replies from Henry's Kitchen videos). not run by @Henlips

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Remember to always wash your hands after touching someone's food.

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@armstroud sorry put too much cumin in

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Yet Another Layer of Stuffing

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we're just gonna put our nuts on top of our balls

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Nice and Hot!

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it's time for Bill and i to grab our nooki balls

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*breathes heavily while mashing guacamole*

just keep mashin

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she was the whore of Sausalito

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we're gonna cut them into nookis

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Nuts on Balls!

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@armstroud thanks for tuning into henry's kitchen's jiffy tips

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Remove Skin if Possible

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idk what happened i did everything right idk what happened

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it's really important when you're riding a bike to make sure that you're wearing a helmet

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eventually his older sister's boyfriend found the shoebox and used our money to pay for an abortion

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making chocolate truffles is considered in the cooking community one of the most pain in the ass things that you can make

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when i was kid my friend gary and i were going to build a go kart so to raise money we put our allowance in a shoebox for two months

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theres an old saying "milk milk lemonade and around the corner fudge is made" and you can make lemonade from 3 simple ingredients

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this shit again

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Random Lemon