Philip.J_Fly

Evil, ancient, and hungry

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

That shit was gooder denim mug

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Would you make a mess in your pants and pay $20 to see this?

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

Duuude I have such a good idea for a Wes Andersen movie: A list actors act mildly to severely autistic somewhere in the middle of the 20th century. Absolute cinema.

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

Shopping for the polycule on Valentine’s Day gotta be like Christmas shopping for all your kids that you hate

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

Who y’all got the Eagles or the Cheagles?

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

I see…a game of can’t and mouse…

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

Godzilla please watch out for the pyramids they’re very old 😢

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

It makes me very sad when they destroy ancient monuments in the movies

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

Hawk tuah girl has scoliosis vibes for sure

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

Wouldn’t say I mix uppers and downers but I’ll do some mousse and dry shampoo once in a while

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

@willy4rilly @conecoen3 Hell yea peanut butter and

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

@the_oppvrtvnist me me

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

It’s always about living in the present until I get a bad haircut now it’s all about how great a month from now will be

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

Trying to get the haircut you want as a man is like reaching up your ass for a lollipop

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Joy from inside out when Riley does fentanyl

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Normalize partying at Downtown Disney with your boys.

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

House MD writers crafting the most interesting case study medical situation just for bro to come in and be like “so are you new to butt stuff?”

[Philip.J_Fly @henryr33d]

@buttersocck Bitches be slouchin like crazy and all of a sudden it’s because they butt too big