henry talbot

I am what I am and I am most definitely not a sailor man.

[Rare Football Stuff @RareFootyStuff]

Haha, an here here!!! @ChelseaNewsHQ @LFC when can we have our terraces back too!?

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

Gin Buckets!!

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

@ztoreuk No!

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

Wine stopper!!!

[ztoreuk @ztoreuk]

Need some last minute ideas for Mother's Day?

Check these Gifts for Mum out https://t.co/FcOsrINGMx

#MothersDay
#gifts

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

Cats!!!

[ztoreuk @ztoreuk]

Has anyone seen my socks? https://t.co/xCFA29gujz

We've cat socks, want some? Click the link.

#socks
#cats
#catsocks

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

Beer, I like beer!!!

[ztoreuk @ztoreuk]

Any ale lovers around? Have you seen this?

Order one now https://t.co/osJdN2IBCZ

#ale
#discounts

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

@MetroUK Out of wedlock?

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

@UKIP Do you still sell disposable lighters?

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

@AllyMrJam Always the same when they're in the mood for watersports.

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

I need a massive fuck off fur ball.

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

I'm one fucked off cat!

[Rare Football Stuff @RareFootyStuff]

Haha, fantastic and Google really have it nailed!

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

Cats are for miserable old hags who never had children. #edgeley #cats

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

WTF, imagine pissing out off, an having a dead man's cock where your cock used to be... @5liveSport I want to listen to the game build up not this shit! #LIVROM

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

The rotund dykes of #Edgeley are truly happy once they have boyfriends. A boyfriend relieves all #mental and health issues. Well done dykes.

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

@MirrorPolitics @DailyMirror Fuck off, patronising gimps. Find something better to do, we ain't all brain dead retards looking for our next pokey hit... I've stacks of pound coins!!! Fuck you politics.

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

@MrAlfredGarnett You find stuff like his on youporn these days, whatever that is...

[Stretty News @strettynews]

Sunderland 😂 #Poznan

[henry talbot @henrytalbot2]

If you're going to pay five pounds for an #organically grown and #healthy tomato you at least should be buying grown up socks and new sandals. #peas #veg