Thomas Hensel

[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

@Pirates

[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

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[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

I wish that @ChipotleTweets would actually let me talk to a human being. Every single thing in my order was wrong because the store “ran out of cheese”. And the guacamole I paid for was not on my bowls either. But their AI helper “Pepper” says that I’m shit out of luck.

[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

@MelJ740 Not sure about Florida regulations, but in Ohio, aside from ServSafe manager certification, assisted livings don’t require anything extra. Skilled nursing facilities require either a CDM certification, or a full-time dietician on staff.

[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

@MelJ740 Have you ever thought about senior living? I left the restaurant business years ago to run the foodservice program in a nursing home and have since transitioned to assisted living. Much better hours and work/home life balance.

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Who wants this @nickherbig_ signed football⁉️

RP for your chance to win!

[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

Big Bob Tonyan… this is a keep Aaron happy move

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

We have signed LB Jamin Davis and TE Robert Tonyan to one-year contracts and waived TE Chamon Metayer. @BordasLaw

📝: https://t.co/nrOp8qnkzG

[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

@JoeGacy @ChrisVanVliet The only way to go!

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@PatrickMahomes @PatMcAfeeShow @tkelce Imagine wanting a do over so bad that you buy a stake in the team.

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Who wants it? 👀

RP for your chance to win this signed Chris Boswell jersey!

[Clint Hurdle @ClintHurdle13]

I kept this story in my pocket for a long time....

In Pittsburgh, September 15th is Roberto Clemente Day.

Every year the whole organization fans out across the city. It's like Christmas. Roberto's family is there, Vera and the boys.

My first year as manager was 2011. We celebrated. We shook hands and moved on.
We didn't win.

19 consecutive losing seasons.

2012 rolls around. Same day, same celebration. We had another losing season, our 20th consecutive.

After the ceremony, Roberto Jr. walked over.

"My mom wants to talk to you."

We went into the dugout. Me, Vera, and her three sons.

She spoke in Spanish. I played four years of winter ball so I understood enough. She wasn't angry, but she was passionate. And I kept hearing Roberto's number come up.

Roberto Jr. translated.

"My mother wants you to know that there cannot be a 21st losing season. That was Roberto's number. It would be a disgrace to his legacy."

She was staring right at me.

Before I could even think about what to say, words came out of my mouth:
"I promise you, Vera. That won't happen."

Roberto Jr. looked at me and said, "You made my mom a promise. I hope you can keep it."

I said, "I hope I can keep it too."

I didn't tell my coaches. I didn't tell the players. I told my wife. That was it.

The next year, 2013, we broke the consecutive seasons losing streak. Ended it at 20.

On Roberto Clemente Day that September, Vera came walking across that field.

And I probably got one of the most meaningful hugs I've ever received in my life.

The players did all the heavy lifting. I just got the hug.

Some promises are worth making before you know if you can keep them.

@Pirates

[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

Was really hoping to get my @Starlink kit before the weekend but it hasn’t shipped yet. Got too used to 2 day shipping on everything. Can you send a drone to drop it off @elonmusk? Thanks!

[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

@MostMarketable When they ask who put so much spray tan on @TheMattCardona

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@VicJosephWWE Always be the Indians at the Jake to me dammit

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@SportsCenter

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Couldn’t make it to visit us at PiratesFest today?

REPOST THIS for a chance to win a SIGNED Paul Skenes jersey!

[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

@Saraya Emo Raya was a belt collector. lol

[Thomas Hensel @henseltr]

@RapSheet On behalf of Steeler Nation… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Richard Holliday @MostMarketable]

True story:

On Saturday a little kid came up to my merch table and asked for my SIGNATURE!

Looking at his father, I told him the rules….that NOBODY IS EXEMPT!

I got in position to STRIKE but luckily the father’s parental instincts kicked in.

Crisis averted…for now! 💪🏼‼️