computer, load up celery man please

now tayne, I can get into

[computer, load up celery man please @hensonandbedges]

Producers sending Brad and Lucinda on a date knowing full well they had the fewest votes #LoveIsland

[Monstar @Monstar_Man]

Babies are actually the perfect ambassadors for a brand called New Balance

[brandon.wad @Thatoneguy64]

HAAAAAAAAAAANK NOOO IT'S REALLY HOT AND I CAN'T REACH THE WINDOW CONTROLS. HAAAANK THE AC ISN'T ON. HANK IF IT'S 90° OUTSIDE THEN IT'S OVER 100° IN A PARKED CAR HAAAANK

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

‘People like Coldplay and voted for Luca. You can’t trust people.’

#LoveIsland

[computer, load up celery man please @hensonandbedges]

Never have I ever seen such a ....talentless bunch #LoveIsland

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[computer, load up celery man please @hensonandbedges]

A 2022 remake starring Dami pls #LoveIsland

[jamali @Jamali_1507]

I’m so sorry but Luca is the biggest misogynist EVER #LoveIsland

[computer, load up celery man please @hensonandbedges]

Dami rn #LoveIsland

[computer, load up celery man please @hensonandbedges]

THESE MEN ARE ABSOLUTE SIMPS THE GAZING AT PHOTOS IS 🤢🤢🤢#LoveIsland

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Everybody gets a gun but nobody gets bodily autonomy. America.

[computer, load up celery man please @hensonandbedges]

My best feature: once I'm in a relationship I'm like fully in

The bar is so low ❤️

#LoveIsland

[~ @haderfilm]

Bill Hader after dropping the darkest episode in recent television history

[Mike Hanford @MikeHanford]

I heard all the “magic” in the Harry Potter movies was fake.

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

The title “We Didn’t Start The Fire” predicted boomer denial of climate change.

[𝕺𝖗𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖍 @allaboutorlagh]

“No worries either way” when I’m actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Tony Michaels @thetonymichaels]

Since SCOTUS is going to overturn #RoeVWade I think this one from George Carlin is appropriate.

“They’re anti-women”

[James Kavanagh @JamesKavanagh_]

Did Ru Paul produce this

[Ramez Naam @ramez]

1. A thread on climate hope: There is an extremely important and hope-filled climate paper out in Nature today. It finds that, if all the countries of the world fulfilled their climate commitments, the world would most likely limit climate change to just under 2 degrees C.

[computer, load up celery man please @hensonandbedges]

the theatrics of grown men swirling the final two balls around for each group 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #WorldCupDraw