stephen

lmao

[stephen @henstepping]

@coffee_stepdad Sorry

[stephen @henstepping]

One of the dumbest guys I knew in high school got accepted by Tech before he finished his application

[Texas Tech University @TexasTech]

The Center for World University Rankings has once again ranked Texas Tech among the top echelon of higher education institutions in the world.

Texas Tech is slotted in the top 2.4% of universities worldwide by the outlet. It marks the ninth-straight year for Texas Tech to be included in the CWUR rankings.

https://t.co/AAY4gMD4S4

[stephen @henstepping]

I wish there was a way to see my Google Maps screen time at work

[stephen @henstepping]

If I was a football fan in any other country I would hate Americans so much

[Samantha Dudley @InspiredByJM]

The sport isn’t popular in America but the Americans that do watch it probably know more about the sport than the average football fan in any other country because we actually have to seek it out intentionally where as the rest of the world is born into it

[stephen @henstepping]

Never worked at a place with interns before. It’s funny to see a bunch of clueless children just kinda walking around

[Sam Biddle @samfbiddle]

The U.S. Director of National Intelligence

[stephen @henstepping]

It’s 2026 and the woman behind me said I’m going to get a beer for me and her husband said “treat yo’ self, get 2”

[stephen @henstepping]

How much GDP growth can be attributed to the Parks and Recreation “treat yo self” episode? I think it might be double digit millions

[stephen @henstepping]

@rochlobster That tracks

[stephen @henstepping]

New to Chicago but I think I’m getting a handle on the city. That’s in streeterville

[Chi Urbanist @chi_urbanist]

Guess the neighborhood

[stephen @henstepping]

@JackPLamb The real test I failed was trying to think of a funny enough wrong answer

[stephen @henstepping]

@davidfrum @TheAtlantic @natfrum Mr Frum let’s make a friendly wager. If arch doesn’t win a heisman,national championship, or isn’t drafted 1st overall, I will resign from my job. If he does any of those, you will quit yours.

[stephen @henstepping]

Arch take is negative ball knowledge shut the fuck up

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

You cannot be fucking serious

[stephen @henstepping]

@Marv1nDemon $9 position complaining about rigging already is so funny

[stephen @henstepping]

@Marv1nDemon Lmao

[stephen @henstepping]

@coffee_stepdad Exactly! stadium costs generally correlate with program success so that makes sense

[stephen @henstepping]

A lot of people are saying a top 30 with a powerhouse CFB program is the best

[Anand Sanwal @asanwal]

"Unless it's a top university, go to the cheapest one that you like."

This is the right advice for those deciding on which college to attend when thinking about future employment

Going to Boston University or Oberlin just won't matter

h/t @auren

[stephen @henstepping]

I think sirens are too loud

[stephen @henstepping]

@coffee_stepdad That’s pretty sketchy

[stephen @henstepping]

What could possibly be sketchy about any of these

[nahdudette @nahdudette]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to my increasingly sketchy area of Austin. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[stephen @henstepping]

@Isle_of_dog You want to defund the police?

[stephen @henstepping]

These people are so unserious!

[The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist]

If your 1970’s home is now worth $1M, you’re on the hook for ~$10K/yr. Based entirely on unrealized gains. That’s absurd for the fixed-income elderly.

Property taxes SHOULD be abolished for Boomers. But they should be abolished for everyone else too. Property taxes are evil.