henzel 

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

Leo: "thank you for loving me so much"
us: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Khosi ya mukuwani @sipuku_sa_sotra]

The phrase "you don't have to go to school to be successful" only applies to people with rich parents or have outstanding talent...

Wena go to school and stop being delusional

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

Messi breathes*

Ronaldo fans: It is scripted

[Exclusive Messi @ExclusiveMessi]

🚨 Lionel Messi has just scored his 813th career goal!

Only 28 away from the most of ALL TIME 🤯

[Premier League @premierleague]

It's good to be back.

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Normalize having one sexual partner, people are sick and they will never tell you.

[Bob’s your uncle @frankly_im]

Would you rather have a rat eat...
1. Your highest academic certificate, maybe a degree certificate.
2. your marriage certificate
3. Your land & house ownership documents.
4. A visa for traveling to a multi-million dollar business deal.
5. Or your bible?

[PAPAO 2.0 @james_hunnn]

They charged my cousin 350k for lobola n*gga told my uncles to come back home 😭😭

[henzel  @henzel55]

@Rextrovertt @TheMuhammad_ @WycliffeGreat @owenjlfc @piersmorgan Welbeck is of course not at the same level as Messi and Ronaldo. So your comparison is doesn’t make sense. Messi is way shorter than Ronaldo but you still compare them while there are players that head the ball better than Messi. Isn’t he too good for the way he’s built?

[henzel  @henzel55]

@WycliffeGreat @owenjlfc @piersmorgan To make it more sensible, who’d jump higher? Messi or Ronaldo?