zeo🕸️

°1% chance - 99% faith° 𓅓

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷 @gokehq]

“This guy rarely falls sick”

Me in 2004:

[daddy @onedarkhorse_]

newton’s first law of motion: don’t force ball.

[𝓟𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲⛷️ @praisepal_]

26 years old boy de call him mama for 5k, tinubu must go abeg.

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

over-respectfulness fit turn man to mumu

[Adika @Adikastakes]

“Drip na water” “cementry chilling” you no fit useless pass am😭

[ajay @1meajay]

"you're like a brother to me"

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Rel!gious practices aside sef..

The mere idea of ‘helping me get closer to the person that made me’ is even funny to me…

E nogo beta for you and your calling.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

- K!dnappers grow old
- Rap!sts & Pedos grow old
- Cheaters grow old
- Swindlers grow old
- Deadbeat dads and dem Iya ofo grow old
- Dem iti boribo at the back of classrooms grow old too

Why should I automatically respect you just because you happened to not have d!ed quick ?

Old africans always feel they’re immune to foolery just because of our ‘respect your elders’ culture.

Miss me with that bullsh!t.

[Hamilton @hamiltonawah]

E no go better for consistency. You go dey grind with your consistency and person with money go use 1m run IG ads.

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

Which stupid consistency??

See!!! You need financial support like MAD!!!

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Maybe It’s Me

[Uncle Femi Dapson @femi_dapson]

Sooner or later everyone will see Aniya for who she truly is. I’m very patient man

[$UPER$TARNOBAP @satizzlestmg]

I hate being poor bro , Jesus Christ

[ajay @1meajay]

omo, soft life hard to attain o.

[Lowkey @Lowkeytake]

Unpopular Opinion: KC is the real victim!!
#LoveIslandUSA

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

One thing poverty stole from a lot of people is the ability to make mistakes.

Every decision has to work.

[drizzy🐂🀄️ @nba_drizzy]

all forms of bad luck, lack and stagnation this July.

[• @gnf_ogo]

I dey on one crazy run of Ls

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

july 1st, 2026

[.? 🇵🇹 @Arnoldruski]

Even if you dey chop bread and mineral once a day for 25 days you go still spend 25k