hephaestion

de gustibus non est disputandum

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

In a woman’s bed and I’m on twitter

[#sanesuper @upperdowneyjr]

I only had sex w 2 ladies I fucked all the other ones

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

@Genghis_Chud @GD44vh He dressed them up as thing 1 and thing 2 😭😭😭😭😑😑😭

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

Just got a text from my mom saying, “Your brain is not fully developed.” Trust me, I know. #imretarded

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

my biggest disorder is seeing the good in whores

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

I was assailed by anger in the night. I decided to hold onto that anger and let it fester within me. I ruined my entire night and my entire day today. #imretarded

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

I’m not suicidal but I am ready to die

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

Wake me up so that you may lecture me on the differences between upstate and downstate New York.

Fuck you!!! You’re the reason transgender baristas get a bad rap.. I get it, they’re not the same, for the love of God. #godgrantmetheserenity

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY:

MARQUIS DE SADE

VERSUS

JEFFERY EPSTEIN

BEGIN!!

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

Should I become Jewish? I’m Catholic rn

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

Someone help me.. I’m lusting over material things again!!

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

Wealthy, liberal, condescending, bisexual women…

Let me be your muse!

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

Never any Filipinos in the Chinese buffet…

[hephaestion @hephaestion67]

In class today, we were discussing a Roman ritual which involves throwing around black beans to ward off the spirits of your ancestors. I zone out and am assailed with visions of my future: transgender barista… #buddinghonosexuality