hera ★ ಹೆರಾ

cigarettes and glitter in my veins

[cherry ♡ CEO of yoo²hankim @5alvat1on_]

i woke up with a horrid migraine & sent this to my professor oh my god i don’t remember writing it so poorly

[hera ★ ಹೆರಾ @heraaa704]

@JaneDoezrdo imma fuck him raw. ive always hated him anyways. narcissistic pighole.

[Bald Chicken @JaneDoezrdo]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT RAINING AGAIN?! WHY! OF MY DANDI NOGHT GETS CANCELLED AGAIN. ITS YOU AND ME INDRA!

[hedonistic altruist @hoodiieshai]

just unclench and close your eyes when it goes in you fat fuckers @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @JDVance

[coral *paws at you* @jarofcoral]

*paws at you* im sick
*paws at you* make me soup
*paws at you* make me soup
*paws at you* make me soup
*paws at you* cuddle me buy me groceries

[laur ꨄ︎ @divinitichase]

since ao3 is down this fanfic shit is easy

[vee ! is libbed tf out @oops_vee]

yo this fanfic shit is easy asf

[Nora | CEO of Mega Evolution 👾 @norainthefuture]

ai is canceled & everyone gets a 5090 & 128gb of ram at pronoun pickup tomorrow

[G ˎˊ˗ ⁷ 📿 @insomnicpizza]

Everyone at the abortion clinic:

[mimi @immienne]

they rip out your spine and beat you with it if you ever ask to be considered as a person with real feelings

[sam (dependent thinker) @CobrastanGuy]

GO TO YOUR NEAREST DATA CENTER, GRAB ALL THE RAM YOU CAN, THEIR RAM IS YOUR RAM

[laine @skullfukc]

Bite the pillow Mr president it's going in RAW

[nuggets 🫧 @mmmnuggetts]

*paws at you* UUAGAHAVMMV,,,NJ
*paws at you* UUUAUHAHEEHAHHE
*paws at you* DDJJAAAAAAAYUUDDMA
*paws at you* UUAUUAGAGAFGG
*paws at you* JAAAGGAAYAYAYTHDA
*paws at you* UUUUUAGGAGAYAYA
*paws at you* FDIDIJJAUUAUUABABN
*paws at you* KKKEIIWLL;;DF9SA
*paws at you* AAAGAHASKKIWUJMFMF

[lynnsey 🦦 @blondesweetenrr]

starting tomorrow

[Matt Berg @mattberg33]

A string of tweets to define the night

[zac @glickzac]

grab xomebody sexy, tell em they

[lin. @yxungies]

"how do you know i've gone insane?"
babe you've been on twitter for the past 9 hours please put the phone down

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

i’m crying bro

[monkey LEE luffy @MlLFOLOGY]

IF YOU DONT HAVE A NEOPRONOUN ONE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU AT MIDNIGHT BY YOUR BLUE HAIRED BARISTA FOLLOWING YOUR MANDATORY VACCINATION

[𖤐 || мι¢ || @lestatsarmand]

GET READY AMERICA